Guest guest Posted May 24, 2003 Report Share Posted May 24, 2003 > > > > A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. > > > > " I'd love to be six again, " she replied. > > > > On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and > > off they went to a local theme park. > > > > What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, > > the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! > > > > Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head > > reeling and her stomach upside down. > > > > Right to a Mc's they went, where her husband ordered her a > > Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. > > > > Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, > > popcorn, Pepsi, and M & M's > > > > What a fabulous adventure! > > > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. > > > > He leaned over and lovingly asked, " Well, dear, what was it like > > being six again? " > > > > One eye opened. " You IDIOT, I meant my DRESS SIZE!!!. " > > > > __________________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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