Guest guest Posted January 27, 2003 Report Share Posted January 27, 2003 Tonia here have some fun~~~ > >>There is something here for everyone. > >> > >> > >> > > >BUMPER STICKERS > >> > > > > >> > > >1. Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. > >> > > > > >> > > >2. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings." > >> > > > > >> > > >3. The proctologist called, they found your head. > >> > > > > >> > > >4. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. > >> > > > > >> > > >5. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. > >> > > > > >> > > >6. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. > >> > > > > >> > > >7. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. > >> > > > > >> > > >8. Hang up and drive. > >> > > > > >> > > >9. If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! > >> > > > > >> > > >10. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends. > >> > > > > >> > > >11. Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by > >> > > >itself. > >> > > > > >> > > >12. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me. > >> > > > > >> > > >13. Guys, just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be > >> >one. > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > >AND THE BEST ONE: > >> > > > > >> > > >14. Welcome to America...Now speak English. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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