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Facts of life:

You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking

chair you once got from a roller coaster.

Every time I think about exercise, I lie down until the thought goes

away.

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right

now I am so far behind I will live forever.

Brain cells come and brain cells go but fat cells live forever.

Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while and it

shrinks two sizes.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but he or

she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

-- and Frances Hunter, " healing through humor. "

best wishes,

Ebony

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