Fw: The Joy of Having Kids

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a little humor to start off the week,

maria

The Joy of Having Kids

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> Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing

> machine

> while it is running.

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> There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable

diseases

> and their mother's age.

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> Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel

the

> driveway

> during a snowstorm.

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> Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.

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> An alarm clock is a device for waking people up who don't have small kids.

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> Shouting to make you kids obey is like using the horn to steer your car,

and

> you

> get about the same results.

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> Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of having a middle name is so

he

> can

> tell when he's really in trouble.

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