You know you're a Weight Watcher when...

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Here's some posts I got from the weightwatchers.com site. It was a

great thread called You know you're a Weight Watcher when...

- your WW leader won't call on you in meetings because she wants

somebody else to participate, for once.

- you realize you really have earned 15 activity points for sex this

week

- all your friends have become Weight Watchers, and you've started

your own e-group

- you dare to wear that slinky dress out of the house because it

doesn't fit like a sausage casing any more

- storebought cake with cheap " butterecreme " is gross and you don't

finish your courtesy slice at the party.

- you buy a digital scale for your bathroom

- you can 'eyeball' an ounce of cheese to the 10th place.

- you are thirsty all the time

- you don't eat Skinny Cows any more because blueberries are in

season...

you finally take home precisely half of your lunch from your favorite

Japanese restaurant and realize you've been seriously overestimating

portion size...(4 oz is actually 2 oz of chicken/ 2/3 cup of rice

instead of 1 1/3) and you're thrilled!

-when you can't lace your bodice any tighter, but you can still

breathe...

-when everybody in your family starts counting their points, too.

You are all individuals. Yes, we are all individuals. I'm not.--Life

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When eat over a friends you start to look for the Nutrution list on

the bottom of the plate.

the rest of your fam want those nummy " candy bars " you've been eating

(2 Pt bars)

When you're planning out your meals at local Ren Faires and keeping

your journal in the sleeve of your leine...

When you drink more water than Niagra Falls.

You accidently drink a reg. soda and want to freak because you could

have spent those pts. elsewhere.(true story)

You have a brand new car and walk to work to earn activity pts. (true

story)

Your cat starts counting pts. let's see meow how many is tuna again

and meow I don't want that milk it is not ff. meow

You got to bed to avoid eating(we all have done this)

You refuse a free lunch because you allready planned one(true story)

You start telling other people not on ww how many pts. they are

eating.

You eat a whole can of green beans cold with vinegar and enjoy it!

(true)

You once walked a half hour to dinner all dressed up on vacation to

earn pts.(true)

You can look at others and know how much they weigh

You won't even eat a tic tac offered to you because those add up

You drink a full glass of water before eating to slow down the process

You peeeeeeeeee all day every day!!!!!!!!!!!!

You go to the movies and don't get any food

You go to resteraunts and often order children portions or hourderses

for your meal

You prolong and do all the work during sex just to get extra pts.

You develop such incredible bladder control that others can come into

the restroom, finish, wash hands, and leave again before you finish...

HOw about this....you change positions in the middle of having sex

because that one burns more calories...lol...

Nutella starts to have the same appeal as black tar heroin does to a

junkie

If your boss knew how many pee breaks you took you'd not only be

fired, you'd owe the company

The Brita water filter that is supposed to last 3 months lasts 3 days

Your cat hates you b/c you give him ff milk (true story! you

should've seen the look I got!)

YOu deliberately take the crappiest parking space every day at work

- your WW leader won't call on you in meetings because she wants

somebody else to participate, for once.

- you realize you really have earned 15 activity points for sex this

week

- all your friends have become Weight Watchers, and you've started

your own e-group

- you dare to wear that slinky dress out of the house because it

doesn't fit like a sausage casing any more

- store-bought cake with cheap " butterecreme " is gross and you don't

finish your courtesy slice at the party.

- you buy a digital scale for your bathroom

- you can 'eyeball' an ounce of cheese to the 10th place.

- you are thirsty all the time

- you don't eat Skinny Cows any more because blueberries are in

season...

- you change positions in the middle of having sex because that one

burns more calories

- Nutella starts to have the same appeal as black tar heroin does to

a junkie

- if your boss knew how many pee breaks you took you'd not only be

fired, you'd owe the company

- the Brita water filter that is supposed to last 3 months lasts 3

days

- your cat hates you b/c you give him fat-free milk

- you deliberately take the crappiest parking space every day at work

- you develop such incredible bladder control that others can come

into the restroom, finish, wash hands, and leave again before you

finish

- when you drink more water than Niagara Falls.

- you accidentally drink a regular soda and want to freak because you

could have spent those points elsewhere

- you have a brand new car and walk to work to earn activity points

- you¿ve got to bed to avoid eating

- you refuse a free lunch because you already planned one

- you start telling other people not on WW how many points they are

eating

- you eat a whole can of green beans cold with vinegar and enjoy it!

- you once walked a half hour to dinner all dressed up on vacation to

earn points

- you can look at others and know how much they weigh

- you won't even eat a TicTac offered to you because those add up

- you drink a full glass of water before eating to slow down the

process

- you peeeeeeeeee all day every day!!!!!!!!!!!!

- you go to the movies and don't get anything to eat

- you go to restaurants and often order children portions or

appetizers for your meal

- when everybody in your family starts counting their points, too

- when you can't lace your bodice any tighter, but you can still

breathe

- when you finally take home precisely half of your lunch from your

favorite Japanese restaurant and realize you've been seriously

overestimating portion size...(4 oz is actually 2 oz of chicken/ 2/3

cup of rice instead of 1 1/3) and you're thrilled!

- when eating over at friend¿s place you start to look for the

Nutrution List on the bottom of the plate.

- you prolong and do all the work during sex just to get extra points

you try to balance your check book on your points calculator!

When you don't wear any underwear to a meeting because your afraid it

just might make a difference between losing and staying the same.