A Plan to End Global Terrorism

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> >

> > Take all American women who are (+) (-) 5 years of

> > menopause. Train us for a few weeks, outfit us with

> > automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, Prozac, hormones,

> > SPAM, etc. Drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the

> > landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do what comes

> > naturally.

> >

> > Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing

> > standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is

> > formidable enough to make even men in turbans tremble.

> >

> > We have had our children, we would gladly die/suffer to

> > protect them and their future. We'd like to get away from

> > our husbands, if they haven't left already.

> >

> > And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding

> > a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as

> > being struck by lightning; therefore, we have nothing to

> > lose. Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine

> > their terror as we crawl like ants with hot-flashes all

> > through their godforsaken terrain.

> >

> > I'm going to write my Congresswoman. You should too.

> >

> >

> > /dwm

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