You Might Be A Fibromyalgic

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"You Might Be A Fibromyalgic" 

If your body feels like a piece of rawmeat.....                               

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If someone says hello to you and you're stuck for an answer....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you only have the energy to clean your house on a biannual basis.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If people give you a side-long glance at the grocery store becauseyou've spent way too much time lingering in the soup section trying tomake up your mind...           

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If your socks are in the medicine cabinet, your toothpaste is in therefrigerator and your car keys are missing....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you are fully capable of tripping over a dust mite...

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you drop 50% of the things you pick up....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If chocolate is your main source of nutrition....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you wear a lot of fleece sportswear with your "good" earrings.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If the average handshake can bring you to your knees....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you awake after 17 hours of sleep feeling like a herd of horses hasrun over you....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you make a shopping list and forget half the things on it (and can'tremember where you parked your car afterwards)....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If your kids, pets, friends, and extended family members are all named"what's his/her name"....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you describe common household items as "thingy-do's","whatcha-ma-jiggs", and "do-hickies"....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you feel like you've climbed Mt Everest after dusting the coffeetable....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If your body can forecast the weather with more accuracy than theDoppler Radar....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you're freezing cold and it's 97 degrees in the shade.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you're suffering from night sweats, with the windows open, and it'sbelow zero outside....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If the first items on your vacation packing list are: heating pad, painmeds....

OU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you slam your finger in a drawer and it felt like someone dropped aGrand Piano on your hand....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you wear your house slippers to the Texaco for a quick purchase anddon't really care....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you know where every restroom is, in each retail establishment youpatronize....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you have more than 47 pillows in your house.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If Office Max ships you Post-It Notes by the case each month.....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If you meant to say (or type) "seriously" say "sloppily", "slovenly","sedentary", or"supercalifragalisticexpiallydocious".....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

If all your friends and family are mandated to wear un-scenteddeodorant..... 

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

And last, but not least, if you hug with ((((( ))))).....

YOU MIGHT BE A FIBROMYALGIC

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