Guest guest Posted October 6, 2001 Report Share Posted October 6, 2001 HAHAHA !!!! THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY !! ENJOY !! 8^) Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. " I will give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total, " says the Genie. The Canadian says, " I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. " With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, " I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state. " Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. " Uncle Sam " (A former civil engineer), asks, " I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. " The Genie explains, " Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable. " " Uncle Sam " says, " Fill it with water. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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