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OMG, Robin, well it sounded like you handled the situation very well, I think

I would have bowed out early and left everyone to handle the rest of the

night....... good for you for making the best of an embarassing situation.

Suebee

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sounds like your tooth is trying to help you loose weight!! LOL. Why do

things like that always happen on the weekends and not weekdays when you

could just call the dentist office and get right in......... Suebee

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Well, fortunately I do spend alot of time out at all the stores and I have a

really good relationship with them. It was still really embarrassing at

first, but less (somewhat) so as the evening progressed. It's a false

tooth. Mike just got done gluing it and although I won't be able to eat

anything actually solid until I get to the dentist, cosmetically it doesn't

look bad now.

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> a pleasant conversation with the main owner (my boss) and his wife. My

> front bottom tooth suddenly just fell out. Can you imagine how incredibly

> impressed they were with this trick? And I was just postively stunning

the

> rest of the evening with a big black hole right in the front. Plus, I

had

Robin... I know everyone is being very politically correct in acknowledging

your humiliation and being very polite and comforting... Although I also

acknowledge the horrible humiliation you felt and feel bad that you had to

experience that, may I also say that I have a terrible need to do this right

now:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *ROTFLMBO* AHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA>>>

OH, IT HURTS IT HURTS>>> HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay... now, you know I love you, but if I'd been sitting there with you, I

would probably have literally died of asphixiation due to not being able to

breath because of outward bellowing laughter...

*LMBO*

I wouldn't have laughed if it was a real tooth though... but with false

ones, I know they can be fixed... I have a tooth story to tell if it makes

you feel any better...

When I was 12, I chipped my two front upper teeth in the middle, like a half

moon... So when I was 19, I got caps put on, but the first two I got were

temps... So Rick and I had to go to Georgia to his sons championship

football tournament and we got a hotel room, etc.., all very romantic..

well, we were just dating at that time, I was trying to really impress him

with my beauty, elegance and intelligence... Well, before we'd left, the

temp caps had become loose, I guess the glue was weak, but I didn't have

time to get them fixed so I just was careful how I ate... One morning in

the hotel room, I woke up before him and as I woke up, I moved my tongue

around and MY TEETH WERE MISSING!!! All I had were the two vampire-like

posts of my real tooth poking down!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! So I quickly

and quietly tried to find my caps!!!! OMG, What if I SWALLOWED one during

the night????? OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, I searched the

blankets.. Thank GOD I found one... Okay, now I have one... Now, if I

swallowed the other one, I'm going to be snaggle toothed!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I began on my

hands and knees, looking all around the bed, looked in my pajamas, my heart

POUNDING with fear and humiliation.. searching... searching... maybe around

the nightstand, maybe behind the bed... DARN, can't move it until Rick gets

up.. I dont want him to see me like THIS! Search more... more... Oh my

god.. I'm now over by the door and NO TOOTH!!!! Tears well up in my eyes

.... I'm just going to give up, I swallowed it... and NO, I'm not going to

wait to get it back... So I sit down and begin to sob... I put my head

down and LOOK! Right next to the door, a full 18 feet from the bed, MY

TOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEE

HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So I

finally found it and crawled back into bed before Rick woke up... But, I

began thinking, How in the HECK did that it get way over there??? Can you

imagine if Rick had been up and saw me, in my sleep, spit that thing way

over there??? Shoot, I can't spit watermelon seeds that far! HAHHAAHAHHAAA

Too embarrassing... NOW, however, my permanent ones are firmly attached...

GAD....

Kari

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LOL! I think my story is pretty funny, too. I think yours is, too! But I

wonder if when you threw the covers back that you threw the tooth across the

room. That's a really good story - and did your Mom already know you had a

hotel room with Rick when you were 19? LOL! I sure hope so, because if she

didn't, she does now!

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> room. That's a really good story - and did your Mom already know you had

a

> hotel room with Rick when you were 19? LOL! I sure hope so, because if

she

> didn't, she does now!

Yes, I was a bad girl back then... Mom raised me with morals but I decided

to go my own way... to my own detriment and heartache... I now wish I would

have listened but we think we know everything when we're young. But I

didn't hold too much back from her after she found out I was being

naughty... because I loved/love her so much that I felt bad enough for what

I was doing and I let her know stuff, unlike other members of my family who

put on the good face and played innocent while they were worse than me, but

made ME look like the bad one because I was honest with her in what I was

doing...

I think Mom knows pretty much everything about me. Esp since in a lot of

ways, I AM her... *LOL* As my sister says, we are both " hose

beasts " ...*ROTFLMBO*

Kari

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>over there??? Shoot, I can't spit watermelon seeds that far! HAHHAAHAHHAAA

>

ROFLMAO! I would never let my mom on this list if I was going to be

telling of my single escapades LOL...course my mom is not Mom Pudge! She

thinks I am still a virgin and the children all came from the cabbage patch.

Joya

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Oh my goodness! Why the heck did your tooth fall out???? Good

grief...well at least it was a bottom tooth...would have been worse if it

had been your top front tooth! But still, I would have cried and gone

home, but then I am a ninny! Dang...didn't know that kind of thing could

happen!

Oops, just read your letter about it being a false tooth...I can rest easy

now...was afraid it could happen to me!

Joya

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> telling of my single escapades LOL...course my mom is not Mom Pudge! She

> thinks I am still a virgin and the children all came from the cabbage

patch.

*LOL* Well, I tried that one but she knows me too well....*snicker*

Kari

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Laru the wicked child wrote:

>Yes, I was a bad girl back then... Mom raised me with morals but I decided

>to go my own way... to my own detriment and heartache... I now wish I

would

>have listened but we think we know everything when we're young. But I

>didn't hold too much back from her after she found out I was being

>naughty... because I loved/love her so much that I felt bad enough for

what

>I was doing and I let her know stuff, unlike other members of my family who

>put on the good face and played innocent while they were worse than me, but

>made ME look like the bad one because I was honest with her in what I was

>doing...

>

>I think Mom knows pretty much everything about me. Esp since in a lot of

>ways, I AM her... *LOL* As my sister says, we are both " hose

>beasts " ...*ROTFLMBO*

>

>Kari

>

>

LARU!!!!!!!!!

I am NOT a " hose beast " nor a " klepto " . It's bad enough that one of my

own children, that I carried for 9 months, and lovingly cared for until she

got married has applied these labels to me but now my " clone " is letting the

" beast " out of the bag. Shame on you!!!! Now you really owe me dinner at

that Chinese buffett.

Bad Girl. You get your beating right after I take care of Naughty NNN.

Mom Pudge the indignant.

pudge@...

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Laru the wicked child wrote:

>Yes, I was a bad girl back then... Mom raised me with morals but I decided

>to go my own way... to my own detriment and heartache... I now wish I

would

>have listened but we think we know everything when we're young. But I

>didn't hold too much back from her after she found out I was being

>naughty... because I loved/love her so much that I felt bad enough for

what

>I was doing and I let her know stuff, unlike other members of my family who

>put on the good face and played innocent while they were worse than me, but

>made ME look like the bad one because I was honest with her in what I was

>doing...

>

>I think Mom knows pretty much everything about me. Esp since in a lot of

>ways, I AM her... *LOL* As my sister says, we are both " hose

>beasts " ...*ROTFLMBO*

>

>Kari

>

>

LARU!!!!!!!!!

I am NOT a " hose beast " nor a " klepto " . It's bad enough that one of my

own children, that I carried for 9 months, and lovingly cared for until she

got married has applied these labels to me but now my " clone " is letting the

" beast " out of the bag. Shame on you!!!! Now you really owe me dinner at

that Chinese buffett.

Bad Girl. You get your beating right after I take care of Naughty NNN.

Mom Pudge the indignant.

pudge@...

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> I am NOT a " hose beast " nor a " klepto " . It's bad enough that one of

my

> own children, that I carried for 9 months, and lovingly cared for until

she

> got married has applied these labels to me but now my " clone " is letting

the

> " beast " out of the bag. Shame on you!!!! Now you really owe me dinner

at

Hey, not MY words!!! And notice, I included myself in that so I can't be

punished for that!

:op~~~~~~

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> I am NOT a " hose beast " nor a " klepto " . It's bad enough that one of

my

> own children, that I carried for 9 months, and lovingly cared for until

she

> got married has applied these labels to me but now my " clone " is letting

the

> " beast " out of the bag. Shame on you!!!! Now you really owe me dinner

at

Hey, not MY words!!! And notice, I included myself in that so I can't be

punished for that!

:op~~~~~~

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> I am NOT a " hose beast " nor a " klepto " . It's bad enough that one of

my

> own children, that I carried for 9 months, and lovingly cared for until

she

> got married has applied these labels to me but now my " clone " is letting

the

> " beast " out of the bag. Shame on you!!!! Now you really owe me dinner

at

Hey, not MY words!!! And notice, I included myself in that so I can't be

punished for that!

:op~~~~~~

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Kari wrote (amongst other things)

Hey, not MY words!!! And notice, I included myself in that so I can't be

>punished for that!

>

>:op~~~~~~

Hey Guys,

Can you see Laru digging the hole deeper. One of the " truths " of life

is that your children never really grow up, they just move out and learn how

to email.

Laru's punishment is that I am going to lose more weight than her and

treat myself to a week in California Hot Springs IN THE DESERT.

Indignant Mom Pudge

pudge@...

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Kari wrote (amongst other things)

Hey, not MY words!!! And notice, I included myself in that so I can't be

>punished for that!

>

>:op~~~~~~

Hey Guys,

Can you see Laru digging the hole deeper. One of the " truths " of life

is that your children never really grow up, they just move out and learn how

to email.

Laru's punishment is that I am going to lose more weight than her and

treat myself to a week in California Hot Springs IN THE DESERT.

Indignant Mom Pudge

pudge@...

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Kari wrote (amongst other things)

Hey, not MY words!!! And notice, I included myself in that so I can't be

>punished for that!

>

>:op~~~~~~

Hey Guys,

Can you see Laru digging the hole deeper. One of the " truths " of life

is that your children never really grow up, they just move out and learn how

to email.

Laru's punishment is that I am going to lose more weight than her and

treat myself to a week in California Hot Springs IN THE DESERT.

Indignant Mom Pudge

pudge@...

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> Can you see Laru digging the hole deeper. One of the " truths " of life

> is that your children never really grow up, they just move out and learn

how

> to email.

> Laru's punishment is that I am going to lose more weight than her and

> treat myself to a week in California Hot Springs IN THE DESERT.

I'm digging a hole to see Rabbit!!!

You wouldn't go ANYWHERE or do ANYTHING without me, so don't threaten me

with something you won't do... unless your going to visit and won't

invite me... *LOL* That you can do on your own.. Hahahaahahahahahaa

How's dad tonight?????

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> Can you see Laru digging the hole deeper. One of the " truths " of life

> is that your children never really grow up, they just move out and learn

how

> to email.

> Laru's punishment is that I am going to lose more weight than her and

> treat myself to a week in California Hot Springs IN THE DESERT.

I'm digging a hole to see Rabbit!!!

You wouldn't go ANYWHERE or do ANYTHING without me, so don't threaten me

with something you won't do... unless your going to visit and won't

invite me... *LOL* That you can do on your own.. Hahahaahahahahahaa

How's dad tonight?????

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> Can you see Laru digging the hole deeper. One of the " truths " of life

> is that your children never really grow up, they just move out and learn

how

> to email.

> Laru's punishment is that I am going to lose more weight than her and

> treat myself to a week in California Hot Springs IN THE DESERT.

I'm digging a hole to see Rabbit!!!

You wouldn't go ANYWHERE or do ANYTHING without me, so don't threaten me

with something you won't do... unless your going to visit and won't

invite me... *LOL* That you can do on your own.. Hahahaahahahahahaa

How's dad tonight?????

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Making them laugh was the way to go. It shows a lot of class.

Beth

I went to my

company Christmas party last night. It's always pretty nice. Dinner is

steaks and drinks are abundant. It's for all 24 stores and corporate.

(I'm

from corporate). I had bought a really, really nice outfit for this, and I

felt like I looked really nice even though it is a 1x......... I was having

a pleasant conversation with the main owner (my boss) and his wife. My

front bottom tooth suddenly just fell out. Can you imagine how incredibly

impressed they were with this trick? And I was just postively stunning the

rest of the evening with a big black hole right in the front. Plus, I had

to go up front, give alittle talk, and draw tickets for door

prizes......I'm

upper management. The Manager of Information Systems. All the store

employees, store managers and store mechanics got to see my in all my

abundant, snaggle-toothed lovelyness. My boss said that he hears that if I

put that under my pillow I may get 25 cents. I told him I went one better

and I put it in my husbands wallet. They laughed so hard that it kinda took

alot of my TOTAL HUMILIATION away.

Please visit www.thehungersite.com and click on the " donate free food "

button! :o)

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Making them laugh was the way to go. It shows a lot of class.

Beth

I went to my

company Christmas party last night. It's always pretty nice. Dinner is

steaks and drinks are abundant. It's for all 24 stores and corporate.

(I'm

from corporate). I had bought a really, really nice outfit for this, and I

felt like I looked really nice even though it is a 1x......... I was having

a pleasant conversation with the main owner (my boss) and his wife. My

front bottom tooth suddenly just fell out. Can you imagine how incredibly

impressed they were with this trick? And I was just postively stunning the

rest of the evening with a big black hole right in the front. Plus, I had

to go up front, give alittle talk, and draw tickets for door

prizes......I'm

upper management. The Manager of Information Systems. All the store

employees, store managers and store mechanics got to see my in all my

abundant, snaggle-toothed lovelyness. My boss said that he hears that if I

put that under my pillow I may get 25 cents. I told him I went one better

and I put it in my husbands wallet. They laughed so hard that it kinda took

alot of my TOTAL HUMILIATION away.

Please visit www.thehungersite.com and click on the " donate free food "

button! :o)

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