Re: Are the Voices in My Haed Bothering You?

[Guest guest]

Thank YOU!

> >

> > Today I was talking to our own Gillian on the phone, and I decided

> > that the negative voices in my head shall hereby be referred to as the

> > Nosy Nattering Semi-Subliminal Chipmunks, or NNSSC, for short.

> >

> > And, BOY, are they opinionated!

> > I went to Starbucks this afternoon to get a Frappucino. I have one

> > every once in a while. And, joy of joys, they've opened up a freakin'

> > GYM right next to the 'bucks! It used to be a day spa! So, as I'm

> > walking out with my sugary concoction, I have to walk right past the

> > OPEN DOORS of said freakin' gym, and right past a group of polished,

> > professional women all drinking their iced teas and nonfat, half-calf,

> > no-foam whatstits. And the chipmunks start up, of course. " Should

> > you really be drinking that? Those women are all looking at you, and

> > THEY THINK YOU'RE FAT!!!! Don't you want to look like THEM? Remember,

> > you have pilates tonight. What good will it do you if you drink

THAT! "

> > I must admit that, instead of taking Gillian's very good advice,

> > listening to the voices and soothing them, I took out a mental

> > sledgehammer and BASHED THEM BACK INTO THE STINKIN' HOLES THEY'D

> > CRAWLED OUT OF!

> > So, now I'm engaged in coaxing them out and bandaging their little

> > heads, 'cause they don't MEAN to be rude. I think they're truly trying

> > to be helpful, in the only way they know how.

> > BTW, those women were looking at my frappe, not at me. And I ended up

> > drinking a little less than half of it, 'cause that was all I wanted.

> >

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