Guest guest Posted May 10, 2002 Report Share Posted May 10, 2002 > > > > > > > > 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the > > country. > > > > 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the > > country. > > > > 3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they should > > run the > > country. > > > > 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the > > country but > > don't really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, > > like their > > smog statistics shown in pie charts. > > > > 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind > > running the > > country, if they could spare the time, and if they didn't > > have to leave L.A. > > to do it. > > > > 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run > > the country > > and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much. > > > > 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure > > who's > > running the country, and don't really care as long as they > > can get a seat on > > the train. > > > > 8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's > > running the > > country either, as long as they do something really > > scandalous, preferably > > while intoxicated. > > > > 9. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure > > there is a > > country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, > > they oppose all > > that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the > > leaders are > > handicapped-minority-feministic-atheist-dwarfs who also > > happen to be illegal > > aliens from ANY country or galaxy as long as they are > > democrats. > > > > 10. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another > > country, but > > need the baseball scores. > > > > 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at > > the grocery > > store. > > > > I'd add that The Philadelphia Inquirer is read by people who > > loudly proclaim > > they hate The New York Times, while their lifetime > > subscriptions to the > > latter are " only for the crosswords. " > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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