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Boy do I need to read this to Tyler

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Fw: Fwd: Fw: Don't Mess With MOM

>DON'T MESS WITH MOM>>Don't mess with mothers....>My son came home from school one day,>with a smirk upon his face.>He decided he was smart enough, to put me in my place.>>Guess what I learned in Civics Two,>that's taught by Mr. ?>It's all about the laws today,>The "Children's Bill of Rights.">>It says I need not clean my room,>don't have to cut my hair.>No one can tell me what to think,>or speak, or what to wear.>>I have freedom from religion,>and regardless what you say,>I don't have to bow my head,>and I sure don't have to pray.>>I can wear earrings if I want,>and pierce my tongue & nose.>I can read & watch just what I like,>get tattoos from head to toe.>>And if you ever spank me,>I'll charge you with a crime.>I'll back up all my charges,>with the marks on my behind.>>Don't you ever touch me,>my body's only for my use,>not for your hugs and kisses,>that's just more child abuse.>>Don't preach about your morals,>like your Mama did to you.>That's nothing more than mind control,>And it's illegal too!>>Mom, I have these children's rights,>so you can't influence me,>or I'll call Children's Services Division,>better know as C.S.D.>>Of course my first instinct was>to toss him out the door.>But the chance to teach him a lesson>made me think a little more.>>I mulled it over carefully,>I couldn't let this go.>A smile crept upon my face,>he's messing with a pro.>>Next day I took him shopping>at the local Goodwill Store.>I told him, "Pick out all you want,>there's shirts & pants galore.>>I've called and checked with C.S.D.>who said they didn't care>if I bought you K-Mart shoes>instead of those Nike Airs.>>I've canceled that appointment>to take your driver's test.>The C.S.D. is unconcerned>so I'll decide what's best.>>I said "No time to stop and eat,>or pick up stuff to munch.>And tomorrow you can start to learn>to make your own sack lunch.>>Just save the raging appetite,>and wait till dinner time.>We're having liver and onions,>a favorite dish of mine.>>He asked ""Can I please rent a movie,>to watch on my VCR?>"Sorry, but I sold your TV,>for new tires on my car.>>I also rented out your room,>you'll take the couch instead.>The C.S.D. requires>just a roof over your head.>>Your clothing won't be trendy now,>I'll choose what we eat.>That allowance that you used to get,>will buy me something neat.>>I'm selling off your jet ski,>dirt-bike & roller blades.>Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights,">It's in effect today!>>Hey hot shot, are you crying,>Why are you on your knees?>Are you asking God to help you out,>instead of C.S.D..?>>Send to all people that have teenagers or have already>raised teenagers, or have children who will soon be>teenagers or those who will be parents someday>OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ... I love this One!!!>>_________________________________________________________________MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus.

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