Guest guest Posted January 16, 2003 Report Share Posted January 16, 2003 Fw: GRANDMAS DONT LIE > > > > >ny was at his first day of school. The teacher > > > >advised the class to start the day with the pledge of > > > >allegiance, and instructed them to put their right > > > >hands over their hearts and repeat after him. > > > > > > > >He looked around the room as he started the > > > >recitation, " I pledge allegiance to the flag... " > > > > > > > >When his eyes fell on ny, he noticed ny's hand > > > >over the right cheek of his buttocks. > > > > > > > > " ny, I will not continue 'till you put you hand > > > >over your heart. " > > > > > > > >ny replied, " It is over my heart. " > > > > > > > >After several attempts to get ny to put his hand > > > >over his heart, the teacher asked, " Why do you think > > > >that is your heart? " > > > > > > > > " Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she > > > >picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your > > > >little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie. " > > > _________________________________________________________________ Delete Put in Folder...InboxSent MessagesDraftsTrash Cangolf folder Printer Friendly Version Fw: GRANDMAS DONT LIE > > > > >ny was at his first day of school. The teacher > > > >advised the class to start the day with the pledge of > > > >allegiance, and instructed them to put their right > > > >hands over their hearts and repeat after him. > > > > > > > >He looked around the room as he started the > > > >recitation, " I pledge allegiance to the flag... " > > > > > > > >When his eyes fell on ny, he noticed ny's hand > > > >over the right cheek of his buttocks. > > > > > > > > " ny, I will not continue 'till you put you hand > > > >over your heart. " > > > > > > > >ny replied, " It is over my heart. " > > > > > > > >After several attempts to get ny to put his hand > > > >over his heart, the teacher asked, " Why do you think > > > >that is your heart? " > > > > > > > > " Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she > > > >picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your > > > >little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie. " > > > _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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