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She feels it is MUCH easier to use for a non computer person like me, and

agrees.

m,arie

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>Marie-

>

>You wrote:

>

>My dtr in law keeps trying to talk me in to a MAC;

>

>Why is she trying to talk you into a mac i.e. what are the benefits for you

>that she sees in the Mac?

>

>Barbara B (IBM user)

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She feels it is MUCH easier to use for a non computer person like me, and

agrees.

m,arie

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>Marie-

>

>You wrote:

>

>My dtr in law keeps trying to talk me in to a MAC;

>

>Why is she trying to talk you into a mac i.e. what are the benefits for you

>that she sees in the Mac?

>

>Barbara B (IBM user)

>

>

>

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She feels it is MUCH easier to use for a non computer person like me, and

agrees.

m,arie

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>Marie-

>

>You wrote:

>

>My dtr in law keeps trying to talk me in to a MAC;

>

>Why is she trying to talk you into a mac i.e. what are the benefits for you

>that she sees in the Mac?

>

>Barbara B (IBM user)

>

>

>

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MACs are generally easier to use. Perhaps not so much now because of Windows

(which is almost a straight copy of the MAC user interface). Back in the DOS

days (ie, the pre Windows era), IBMs were still more popular than MACs but

tricky to use. MACs always had a graphic User interface but IBMs did not.

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To: NF2_Crewegroups

Subject: (no subject)

Marie-

You wrote:

My dtr in law keeps trying to talk me in to a MAC;

Why is she trying to talk you into a mac i.e. what are the benefits for you

that she sees in the Mac?

Barbara B (IBM user)

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MACs are generally easier to use. Perhaps not so much now because of Windows

(which is almost a straight copy of the MAC user interface). Back in the DOS

days (ie, the pre Windows era), IBMs were still more popular than MACs but

tricky to use. MACs always had a graphic User interface but IBMs did not.

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From: bbryan2@...

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 10:41 AM

To: NF2_Crewegroups

Subject: (no subject)

Marie-

You wrote:

My dtr in law keeps trying to talk me in to a MAC;

Why is she trying to talk you into a mac i.e. what are the benefits for you

that she sees in the Mac?

Barbara B (IBM user)

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MACs are generally easier to use. Perhaps not so much now because of Windows

(which is almost a straight copy of the MAC user interface). Back in the DOS

days (ie, the pre Windows era), IBMs were still more popular than MACs but

tricky to use. MACs always had a graphic User interface but IBMs did not.

----------

From: bbryan2@...

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2000 10:41 AM

To: NF2_Crewegroups

Subject: (no subject)

Marie-

You wrote:

My dtr in law keeps trying to talk me in to a MAC;

Why is she trying to talk you into a mac i.e. what are the benefits for you

that she sees in the Mac?

Barbara B (IBM user)

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This is excellent.

Jane

>>GOD'S BASEBALL TEAM

>

>Bob and the Lord stood by to observe a baseball game. The Lord's team =

>was

>playing Satan's team. The Lord's team was at bat, the score was tied =

>zero to zero=20

>and it was the bottom of the ninth inning with two outs.

>

>They continued to watch as a batter stepped up to the plate whose name =

>was

>Love. Love swung at the first pitch and hit a single, because Love =

>never fails.

>

>The next batter was named Faith, who also got a single because Faith =

>works

>with Love. The next batter up was named Godly Wisdom. Satan wound up =

>and

>threw the first pitch. Godly Wisdom looked it over and let it pass. =

>Ball one.

>Three more pitches and Godly Wisdom walked, because Godly Wisdom never

>swings at what Satan throws. The bases were loaded.

>

>The Lord then turned to Bob and told him He was now going to bring in =

>His

>star player. Up to the plate stepped Grace. Bob said, " He sure =

>doesn't

>look like much! " Satan's whole team relaxed when they saw Grace.

>

>Thinking he had won the game Satan wound up and fired his first pitch. =

>To the=20

>shock of everyone, Grace hit the ball harder than anyone had ever seen. =

>But=20

>Satan was not worried; his center fielder let very few get by.

>

>He went up for the ball, but it went right through his glove, hit him on =

>the head=20

>and sent him crashing on the ground; then continued over the fence for a =

>home run! =20

>The Lord's team WON!

>

>The Lord then asked Bob if he knew why Love, Faith, and Godly Wisdom =

>could

>get on base but could not win the game. Bob answered that he did not =

>know why. =20

>The Lord explained, " If your love, faith, and wisdom had won the game =

>you would

>think you had done it by yourself. Love, faith, and wisdom will get you =

>on base,

>but only MY GRACE can get you home.

>

>Ken

>

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Barbara B,

's wife name was Doreen. I did send the address yesterday but if you

need it again just ask.

Marnie

At 03:36 PM 11/26/00 -0500, you wrote:

>Dear Crew / Marnie,

>

>Can someone remind me of what Hole's wife's name is?

>

>I am broken up about him. I think it was 2 yrs ago - in Nov - that she came

>to this country to run in the New York City marathon. She spent an evening

>with us and was pleased to join us at our community board meeting.

>

>Barbara B.

>

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Barbara B,

's wife name was Doreen. I did send the address yesterday but if you

need it again just ask.

Marnie

At 03:36 PM 11/26/00 -0500, you wrote:

>Dear Crew / Marnie,

>

>Can someone remind me of what Hole's wife's name is?

>

>I am broken up about him. I think it was 2 yrs ago - in Nov - that she came

>to this country to run in the New York City marathon. She spent an evening

>with us and was pleased to join us at our community board meeting.

>

>Barbara B.

>

>

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Looks sure can be deceptive Mike !

I for one have no doubt that as you say, your a ' big mess internally '

Hope you find help soon somewhere

Marcus from OZ

this is a current picture of me and maybe you'll get why the Doctors say you look healthy and then don't treat me like the big mess internally that I am. mailahn1969@...

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Looks sure can be deceptive Mike !

I for one have no doubt that as you say, your a ' big mess internally '

Hope you find help soon somewhere

Marcus from OZ

this is a current picture of me and maybe you'll get why the Doctors say you look healthy and then don't treat me like the big mess internally that I am. mailahn1969@...

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Looks sure can be deceptive Mike !

I for one have no doubt that as you say, your a ' big mess internally '

Hope you find help soon somewhere

Marcus from OZ

this is a current picture of me and maybe you'll get why the Doctors say you look healthy and then don't treat me like the big mess internally that I am. mailahn1969@...

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this is a current picture of me and maybe you'll get why the Doctors say you

look healthy and then don't treat me like the big mess internally that I am.

mailahn1969@...

TRUE??? Shoot!!! Too young for me (by 5 years :o). Hey, I've got a sister who will be 25 this June. :o)

June

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this is a current picture of me and maybe you'll get why the Doctors say you

look healthy and then don't treat me like the big mess internally that I am.

mailahn1969@...

TRUE??? Shoot!!! Too young for me (by 5 years :o). Hey, I've got a sister who will be 25 this June. :o)

June

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I can see why that girlfriend of your likes you so much Mike. I saw this come through the NF2 Crew, but didn't get the picture because I am on digest mode. Thanks for sending it.

, now jealous, 'cause his "buff" has turned to "fluff"

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this is a current picture of me and maybe you'll get why the Doctors say you look healthy and then don't treat me like the big mess internally that I am. mailahn1969@...

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----- Forwarded Message -----

From: Jud896@...

To: aprilsangel@..., Chope37343@..., luvmygirlies2@..., smckown708@..., benji188@...

Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 18:12:54 EST

Subject: (no subject)

Message-ID:

Hi!HAPPY GIRLFRIEND'S DAY!We need an Annual Girlfriends Day!

If you get this more than once - you are blessed with friends.

Happy Girlfriend's Day!Good times are even better when they're shared.A good long talk can cure almost anything.Everyone needs someone with whom to share her secrets.Listening is just as important as talking.An understanding friend is better than a therapist;And cheaper too!Laughter makes the world a happier place.Friends are like wine; they get better with age.Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!When it comes to "bonding," females do it better.YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!!It's important to make time to do "girl things."Calories don't count when you are having lunch with your girlfriends.GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!!!PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS including the one that sent it to you....

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From: Jud896@...

To: aprilsangel@..., Chope37343@..., luvmygirlies2@..., smckown708@..., benji188@...

Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 18:12:54 EST

Subject: (no subject)

Message-ID:

Hi!HAPPY GIRLFRIEND'S DAY!We need an Annual Girlfriends Day!

If you get this more than once - you are blessed with friends.

Happy Girlfriend's Day!Good times are even better when they're shared.A good long talk can cure almost anything.Everyone needs someone with whom to share her secrets.Listening is just as important as talking.An understanding friend is better than a therapist;And cheaper too!Laughter makes the world a happier place.Friends are like wine; they get better with age.Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on.Great minds think alike, especially when they are female!When it comes to "bonding," females do it better.YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!!It's important to make time to do "girl things."Calories don't count when you are having lunch with your girlfriends.GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!!!PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS including the one that sent it to you....

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Thank you,

Vic Mudra

Ardum Graphics

ardum@...

Take My Son

A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had

everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit

together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam conflict broke out,

the son went to war. He was very courageous and died in battle while rescuing

another soldier.

The father was notified and grieved deeply for his only son. About a month

later, just before Christmas, there was a knock at the door. A young man stood

at the door with a large package in his hands. He said, " Sir, you don't know me,

but I am the soldier for whom your son gave his life. He saved many lives that

day, and he was carrying me to safety when a bullet struck him in the heart and

he died instantly. He often talked about you, and your love for art. "

The young man held out this package. " I know this isn't much. I'm not really a

great artist, but I think your son would have wanted you to have this. "

The father opened the package. It was a portrait of his son, painted by the

young man. He stared in awe at the way the soldier had captured the personality

of his son in the painting. The father was so drawn to the eyes that his own

eyes welled up with tears.

He thanked the young man and offered to pay him for the picture. " Oh, no sir, I

could never repay what your son did for me. It's a gift. "

The father hung the portrait over his mantle. Every time visitors came to his

home he took them to see the portrait of his son before he showed them any of

the other great works he had collected.

The man died a few months later. There was to be a great auction of his

paintings. Many influential people gathered, excited over seeing the great

paintings and having an opportunity to purchase one for their collection.

On the platform sat the painting of the son. The auctioneer pounded his gavel.

" We will start the bidding with this picture of the son. Who will bid for this

picture? "

There was silence.

Then a voice in the back of the room shouted, " We want to see the famous

paintings. Skip this one. "

But the auctioneer persisted. " Will someone bid for this painting? Who will

start the bidding? $100, $200? "

Another voice shouted angrily. " We didn't come to see this painting. We came to

see the Van Gogh's, the Rembrandts. Get on with the real bids! "

But still the auctioneer continued. " The son! The son! Who'll take the son? "

Finally, a voice came from the very back of the room. It was the longtime

gardener of the man and his son. " I'll give $10 for the painting. " Being a poor

man, it was all he could afford.

" We have $10, who will bid $20? "

" Give it to him for $10. Let's see the masters. "

" $10 is the bid, won't someone bid $20? "

The crowd was becoming angry. They didn't want the picture of the son. They

wanted the more worthy investments for their collections.

The auctioneer pounded the gavel. " Going once, twice, SOLD for $10! "

A man sitting on the second row shouted, " Now let's get on with the collection! "

The auctioneer laid down his gavel. " I'm sorry, the auction is over. "

" What about the paintings? "

" I am sorry. When I was called to conduct this auction, I was told of a secret

stipulation in the will. I was not allowed to reveal that stipulation until this

time. Only the painting of the son would be auctioned. Whoever bought that

painting would inherit the entire estate, including the paintings. The man who

took the son gets everything! "

God gave His son 2,000 years ago to die on a cruel cross. Much like the

auctioneer, His message today is: " The son, the son, who'll take the son? "

Because, you see, whoever takes the Son gets everything.

Please send this to ten people and back to the one who sent it to you.

Do what ever you like, but remember that maybe " one " of the people you might

have taken time to send this to, may be just the person who needs to hear this

message. You have a choice to make. God bless

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Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One taco short of a combination plate

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

11. All foam, no beer

12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the

heel

16. Too much yardage between the goalposts

17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

18. As smart as bait

19. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled

21. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

22. Forgot to pay his brain bill

23. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

24. His belt doesn't go through all the loops

25. If he had another brain, it would be lonely

26. No grain in the silo

27. Fell out of the family tree

28. Receiver is off the hook

29. Several nuts short of a full pouch

30. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way

down

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Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One taco short of a combination plate

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

11. All foam, no beer

12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the

heel

16. Too much yardage between the goalposts

17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

18. As smart as bait

19. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled

21. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

22. Forgot to pay his brain bill

23. Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

24. His belt doesn't go through all the loops

25. If he had another brain, it would be lonely

26. No grain in the silo

27. Fell out of the family tree

28. Receiver is off the hook

29. Several nuts short of a full pouch

30. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way

down

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You need to change your e-mail preferences on the homepage to digest. A word of advice, digest are hard to read and respond to, it is better to scan the posts and delete as need, IMHO

Good luck,

Connie

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Hi, Billie, Yes, it can be overwhelming. Just take your time, read what you

want to

and when you want to, and don't worry about not reading everything every day.

Most

of us have times when we go to NO MAIL just to take a break. LOL If you

want info

on Lupus, all aspects of it, go to the main board, click on the Itzarion web

page, and

that will take you to a really great library of info collected and compiled

by our . Again, welcome to the group. Hugs, MM aka: Mike one of

the moderators

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Hi, Billie, Yes, it can be overwhelming. Just take your time, read what you

want to

and when you want to, and don't worry about not reading everything every day.

Most

of us have times when we go to NO MAIL just to take a break. LOL If you

want info

on Lupus, all aspects of it, go to the main board, click on the Itzarion web

page, and

that will take you to a really great library of info collected and compiled

by our . Again, welcome to the group. Hugs, MM aka: Mike one of

the moderators

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