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Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church."

The pastor replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?" The old lady said... "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a living?" "He is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is a very honourable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?" The old lady says proudly.... "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."