Confidentiality humor - too good to not pass on

[Guest guest]

Ear Infection:

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to

answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing..

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell

her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of

us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the

desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a

crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this

room full of people.

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something

and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of

strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited

several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her

advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it!' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter..

Mess with seniors and you're going to lose!

Jan Patenaude, RD, CLT

Consultant, Writer, Speaker

Director of Medical Nutrition

Signet Diagnostic Corporation

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