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  ARE NORTHERNERS " BLUE NECKS "

 Here are some takes on how Southern folks look at their

 Northern cousins:

 YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF:

 1.  You think barbecue is a verb meaning, " to cook outside. "

 2.  You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!

 3.  You don't have any problems pronouncing " Worcestershire sauce "

correctly.

 4.  For breakfast, you would prefer potato au gratin to grits.

 5.  You don't know what moon pie is.

 6.  You've never had an RC cola.

 7.  You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.

 8.  You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

 9.  You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen

are on road trips.

 10. You have no idea what a polecat is. (it is a skunk)

 11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.

 12. You don't have bangs.

 13. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.

 14. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of

the same prep school in Connecticut.

 15. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get

his own TV fishing show.

 16. Instead of referring to two or more people as " y'all, " you call

them " you guys, " even if both of them are women.

 17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.

 18. You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife

show.

 19. You think more money should go to important scientific research at

your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

 20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the

house.

 21. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from

getting on an on ramp to the highway.

 22. You don't have any hats in your closet that Advertise feed stores.

 23. You call binoculars opera glasses.

 24. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side

of road and stopping.

 25. You would never wear pink.

 26. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e. Joe Bob,

Faye Ellen, Ray, Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Alice)

 27. You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make

one.

 28. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.

 29. You can do your laundry without quarters.

 30. None of your fur coats are homemade.