Guest guest Posted November 10, 1999 Report Share Posted November 10, 1999 A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his : grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. : : His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want : it all the time... and maybe do it several times a day. : : Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. : : Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month. When you : get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year... maybe on : your anniversary. : : The young fellow then asked his grandfather, " Well how about you : and Grandma now? " His grandfather replied, " Oh, we just have oral : sex now. " " What's oral sex? " the young fellow asked. : : " Well, " Grandpa said, " She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to : bed in my bedroom. And she yells, 'Fuck You', and I holler back, : 'Fuck You too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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