Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that for saying it like it is!!

[Guest guest]

still moronically stupid... Unless, of course, that we are all imagining

that we are doing better...

That has to be it... cause we're all just idiots, not through our own

fault, or lack of education, it's part of being hypo....

We just have to pay closer attention to their propaganda, then we'll

believe it... heck, we could just take sugar pills - NO... we'll take M &

M s and we'll feel all better because it's really all just in our minds.

Okay. Problem solved. Now, what should we do with all of our support

groups and our new web site.... Hmmmmm.... Lets bake cookies. And eat

them! Because, you know, we only have weight issues because all we do is

sit around all day either sleeping or eating.

We'll split into three groups. Group one... you guys line up over here.

You will be the first sleeping group. You will get to sleep for 8 hours.

Group two... you guys c'mon over here... You guys get to bake cookies,

oh, heck some cakes too.... Take your time, you have 8 hours to do it.

Group three, you get to eat the cookies and cakes as group two finishes

them. Dont' worry about eating too much, you won't gain weight, it's all

in your head. You only gain weight if you eat 24 hours a day and don't do

anything but sit on your butt.... you'll only be eating for 8 hours and

you'll get your turn to bake for 8 hours... so you couldn't possibly gain

weight, especially if you took your daily dose of M & M's this morning.

You can pick your favorite color, they're all the same, cause the amount

that you take to compensate for an underactive thyroid doesn't matter,

just watch the commercials and read the studies.

They tell ONLY the absolute truth, they are ALWAYS right.

I still have the house to myself for until New Year's Eve. As long as you

all help me clean up before the family gets back, we can do our baking,

sleeping and eating here.. just bring your sleeping bags and ingredients,

Oh, and your M & M's so you can keep your medication on schedule. You

wouldn't want to miss a dose, it will through off your whole treatment.

Topper () *shaking head in total disbelief in the medical community

and their complete stupidity*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 22:06:24 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> This is another one, just published this week. IDIOCY.

>

> > I saw this study result a while back, !!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

Laughter???? Laughter???? I was completely serious!!!!!

Topper ()

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 22:54:13 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>

>

> > That has to be it... cause we're all just idiots, not through our

>

> own

> > fault, or lack of education, it's part of being hypo....

> >

> > We just have to pay closer attention to their propaganda, then

> we'll

> > believe it... heck, we could just take sugar pills - NO... we'll

> take M &

> > M s and we'll feel all better because it's really all just in our

>

> minds.

[Guest guest]

Sounds like you might be depressed from not enough t3 to me.

Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that for saying

it like it is!!

Laughter???? Laughter???? I was completely serious!!!!!

Topper ()

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 22:54:13 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>

>

> > That has to be it... cause we're all just idiots, not through our

>

> own

> > fault, or lack of education, it's part of being hypo....

> >

> > We just have to pay closer attention to their propaganda, then

> we'll

> > believe it... heck, we could just take sugar pills - NO... we'll

> take M &

> > M s and we'll feel all better because it's really all just in our

>

> minds.

[Guest guest]

I'm in a great mood, my sarcasm is even in bloom! heheheheheeh

Topper ()

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:08:37 -0800 " JAMY "

writes:

>

> Sounds like you might be depressed from not enough t3 to me.

> Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that

> for saying it like it is!!

>

>

> Laughter???? Laughter???? I was completely serious!!!!!

>

>

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>

> Topper ()

[Guest guest]

Zina, you're mean.... considering how aromatic we can get when our

digestion is off...... How about some nice garlic toast?????

hehehehehe

Topper ()

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:10:24 -0000 " thwacksplat "

writes:

> Oh, I see how it works! I wonder if I believed I was a millionnaire

>

> if it would work the same way!!! **Stupid medical community** I

> fart in your general direction!!!! (That is from Monty Python,

> BTW!)

>

> Zina a/k/a ThyroWarrior

[Guest guest]

You're not going to pick on me about this now, like my hairy legs?????

Topper () *running to hide behind the couch before Jamy starts*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:27:02 -0800 " JAMY "

writes:

> Watch out world! LOL

[Guest guest]

You're not going to pick on me about this now, like my hairy legs?????

Topper () *running to hide behind the couch before Jamy starts*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:27:02 -0800 " JAMY "

writes:

> Watch out world! LOL

[Guest guest]

You're not going to pick on me about this now, like my hairy legs?????

Topper () *running to hide behind the couch before Jamy starts*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:27:02 -0800 " JAMY "

writes:

> Watch out world! LOL

[Guest guest]

Watch out world! LOL

Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that

> for saying it like it is!!

>

>

> Laughter???? Laughter???? I was completely serious!!!!!

>

>

>

>

>

> Topper ()

[Guest guest]

Watch out world! LOL

Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that

> for saying it like it is!!

>

>

> Laughter???? Laughter???? I was completely serious!!!!!

>

>

>

>

>

> Topper ()

[Guest guest]

Watch out world! LOL

Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that

> for saying it like it is!!

>

>

> Laughter???? Laughter???? I was completely serious!!!!!

>

>

>

>

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> Topper ()

[Guest guest]

Hang on Janie... I'll pop up some popcorn... we'll have you to salt

it......

Topper () *scoots into kitchen to get the air popper*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:27:05 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> I CAN'T LAUGH ANY MORE!!! I CAN'T. I CAN'T!!!! ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!! Tears

> running down my face!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

Hang on Janie... I'll pop up some popcorn... we'll have you to salt

it......

Topper () *scoots into kitchen to get the air popper*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:27:05 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> I CAN'T LAUGH ANY MORE!!! I CAN'T. I CAN'T!!!! ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!! Tears

> running down my face!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

Hang on Janie... I'll pop up some popcorn... we'll have you to salt

it......

Topper () *scoots into kitchen to get the air popper*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:27:05 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> I CAN'T LAUGH ANY MORE!!! I CAN'T. I CAN'T!!!! ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!! Tears

> running down my face!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

Hairy legs came back after being hairless for 3 or 4 years... after I

started on Adrenal glandular and DHEA...

I don't NOT suck toothpicks.... I only suck spoons that have been coated

with chocolate rum buttercreme frosting.... lean up close to the monitor,

I'll hold up a spoon full for you to sample, it only takes five minutes

to whip up a snacking batch!

Topper () *who is 772 calories short of todays intake and wonders

what to make to snack on*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:29:57 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> Topper, PUHLEEZE!!!!!!!!! Natural thyroid did not cause your hairy

> legs. PUHLEEZE!!!!! It HAD to be a result of sucking on those

> toothpicks!!!!!!!! PUHLEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

Now surely you can't mean that I would point out the changes like the hairy

legs, soon whatever growing hair, increased aggression, glib responses, libido

(I don't think we should mention that until we are sure of all the ages

listening). Appetite that would make Henry the VIII blush, well! No, I am one

that has always believed one should never state the obvious! ROTFL

From: topper2@...

To: NaturalThyroidHormones

Sent: Friday, December 12, 2003 3:27 PM

Subject: Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that for saying

it like it is!!

You're not going to pick on me about this now, like my hairy legs?????

Topper () *running to hide behind the couch before Jamy starts*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:27:02 -0800 " JAMY "

writes:

> Watch out world! LOL

[Guest guest]

Sticking thumbs in ears, waggling fingers, facing monitor, stick out

tongue and going

PPPPPHHHHHLLLLLUGGGGGGGPPPPPPHHHHLLLLLLUUUUGGGGG

Topper () *discretely wiping spittle from lips and chin*

hehhehehehehehe

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:37:00 -0800 " JAMY "

writes:

>

> Now surely you can't mean that I would point out the changes like

> the hairy legs, soon whatever growing hair, increased aggression,

> glib responses, libido (I don't think we should mention that until

> we are sure of all the ages listening). Appetite that would make

> Henry the VIII blush, well! No, I am one that has always believed

> one should never state the obvious! ROTFL

[Guest guest]

Personally, the treatment I would prefer is stuffing those M & M's somewhere on

the people writing that report! Now that would make me feel better!

Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that for saying it

like it is!!

Please oh please mix the popcorn with green M & M's so I will at least

have SOME kind of thyroid treatment that works!!!!!!!

Janie, hands flailing around her chest, delusional

> Hang on Janie... I'll pop up some popcorn... we'll have you to salt

> it......

>

> Topper () *scoots into kitchen to get the air popper*

>

> On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:27:05 -0000 " loboshe " <usns@r...> writes:

> > I CAN'T LAUGH ANY MORE!!! I CAN'T. I CAN'T!!!! ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!

Tears

> > running down my face!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest guest]

Falling off chair, peeing pants, laughing....

Topper () *bummed 'cause now she has to go do laundry*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:36:47 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> Please oh please mix the popcorn with green M & M's so I will at least

> have SOME kind of thyroid treatment that works!!!!!!!

>

> Janie, hands flailing around her chest, delusional

[Guest guest]

Falling off chair, peeing pants, laughing....

Topper () *bummed 'cause now she has to go do laundry*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:36:47 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> Please oh please mix the popcorn with green M & M's so I will at least

> have SOME kind of thyroid treatment that works!!!!!!!

>

> Janie, hands flailing around her chest, delusional

[Guest guest]

I'm sorry Janie (hanging head, mouth pouting) I thought it was my good

meds..... I'm gonna go get some more spoons, so I feel better sooner....

Hey... If I do enough spoons will I start chasing guys again like I did

that night our company had our Christmas party on the yacht on the river?

Topper () *who's quite content just watching tv right now, men are

too much work*

On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:42:04 -0000 " loboshe " writes:

> No, remember??? The AMA says there are no positive results from T4/T3

> treatment. Your hairy legs are due to sucking spoons, for heavens

> sakes. GET WITH IT.

>

> > Hairy legs came back after being hairless for 3 or 4 years...

> after I started on Adrenal glandular and DHEA...

> >

> > I don't NOT suck toothpicks.... I only suck spoons that have been

> coated with chocolate rum buttercreme frosting....

[Guest guest]

I wonder why I am envisioning a mouse in shorts !

That lives in Anaheim, Ca.

(Not You, Jamy!)

ThyroFeisty

Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that for saying

it like it is!!

>

>

> Please oh please mix the popcorn with green M & M's so I will at least

> have SOME kind of thyroid treatment that works!!!!!!!

>

> Janie, hands flailing around her chest, delusional

>

> > Hang on Janie... I'll pop up some popcorn... we'll have you to salt

> > it......

> >

> > Topper () *scoots into kitchen to get the air popper*

> >

> > On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 23:27:05 -0000 " loboshe " <usns@r...> writes:

> > > I CAN'T LAUGH ANY MORE!!! I CAN'T. I CAN'T!!!! ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!

> Tears

> > > running down my face!!!!!!!!!!!

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Yes, we need all those psychoactive drugs for our delusional states!!!!!!!!

ThyroFeisty

Re: Re: JAMA SUCKS!! How's that for saying

it like it is!!

> Could we use those lovely candy bars that are so similar to what our

> bodies do when our digestion is out of whack... and let them experience

> that particular FUN symptom?

>

> Or... to represent those that are really challenged... lets use chocolate

> peanut clusters, we'll make them custom, to include broken bits of shell

> so they get that lovely tearing sensation followed by the infections that

> take months to heal because our immune systems don't understand that

> we're really not sick, we're just imagining it.

>

> Topper () *who loves having normal bathroom trips after so many

> years of toiletphobia*

>

> On Fri, 12 Dec 2003 15:43:00 -0800 " JAMY "

> writes:

> > Personally, the treatment I would prefer is stuffing those M & M's

> > somewhere on the people writing that report! Now that would make me

> > feel better!

>

>

>