Re: LOTD: Long, tall Texan

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> > Subject: LOTD: Long, tall Texan

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> > A Texan enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a

> > gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over

> > and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to

> > her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his. The waiter gets the

> > bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the

> > gentleman. She

> > looks at the champagne and decides to send a note with the bottle back

> > over to the Texan.

> >

> > The note read: " For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a

> > Mercedes in your garage, $1M in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants. "

> >

> > WELL, the Texan, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to

> > her and it read: " Just so you know, I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my

> > garage, I have over $2M in the bank, but not even for YOU, would I cut

> > off 2 inches!

> > Sorry, honey. "

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