Guest guest Posted March 17, 2001 Report Share Posted March 17, 2001 In a message dated 3/17/01 6:09:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, malgretout@... writes: > Actually there was this " thing " on the market that I tried and then > pitched.I can't even remember the > name-but it was shaped like a bowl and was made of a sort of rubber.The > idea was to sqeeze this thing to > insert it.Well I tried that and it kept popping out(stop all that laughing > out there) Finally I threw it > away and I have not seen it re-appear in the pharmacy so I guess, it went > off the market. > Best, > Congratulations Bonnie This was the first time I can remember laughing since before December! It felt good though the only problem is Im having trouble stopping! Keep it up! Patty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2001 Report Share Posted March 17, 2001 Yes - they were made of a tiny squares of super-absorbent sponge material - really soaked up a lot before it gave out. RE: Two questions In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 1:20:02 AM Eastern Standard Time, " Cori Robison " writes: << But seriously folks - remember that old brand " Rely " ? >> I just LOVED those! They NEVER leaked, no matter what. They were just great, and I'm still mourning their passing..... Did anyone else ever cut one open to see what sort of amazing stuff was inside? I can still remember the little white squares I found when I opened one up, and wondering whether or not it was those tiny things that made Rely so reliable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2001 Report Share Posted March 17, 2001 sometimes you just have to go with the flow, get the red carpet treatment, pun intended. gg chinskate@... wrote: > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:55:57 PM Eastern Standard Time, GG Schaumburg writes: > > << the museum of menstruation. I would like to visit that after I go to the Museum of Death in Hollywood and the Museum of Shoes that Ismelda Marcos opened up in Manila, Philippines. >> > > I can't imagine why or how the guy who runs it got into it, but periodically (no pun intended!) I hear about him and his passion because he's a local. The museum is somewhere in the metro Washington DC area (as am I). Sorry to say that even after 17 years of living here, I just haven't gotten around to visiting this particular attraction ;-) > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2001 Report Share Posted March 17, 2001 hahahaha. perfect! gg chinskate@... wrote: > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:24:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, Bonnie Andrukaitis writes: > > << , > We have a winner! > But I don't know if it was mentioned that there is a skill-testing question. > This is what I think the question should be: > " How many doctor does it take to say the word " hysterectomy " ? > Anyone may participate. >> > > Well Bonnie, for the past two days I've been fixated on stupid limericks, so I'm unable to come up with a decent entry for your latest contest. Instead, I offer up this lame bit of fluff: > > There's one kind of gyn who's a jerk -- > They think nothing but hystos will work. > " For your fibroids or endo > it's the best -- it's stupendo! " > They proclaim with a cash-craving smirk. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2001 Report Share Posted March 17, 2001 In a message dated Sun, 18 Mar 2001 5:06:51 AM Eastern Standard Time, Bonnie Andrukaitis writes: << , You are now officially declared the winner!I'm doing a print out of your limerick and putting next to the computer. Congrats again on being the winner.You realize that if you cannot perform your duties the Miss Runner-Up will take over the crown. >> Oh, Bonnie! Does this mean I'm officially being crowned " Miss Fibroid, 2001 " ? I am SO thrilled! Do I get a red sash? I can just picture it now, taking the victory stroll in my blood-stained white satin gown, one hand trying to keep the tiara in place, the other one down between my legs, trying to keep the extra pads in place! And you know what my platform will have to be -- ensuring that Pontoons finally get out on the market! Hmm... Or maybe I'll advocate for the prophylactic surgical castration of males. After all, we all know just how nasty prostate cancer can be. If a man has finished having his family, why on earth would he need testicles? Ah, decisions, decisions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 17, 2001 Report Share Posted March 17, 2001 In a message dated Sun, 18 Mar 2001 5:06:51 AM Eastern Standard Time, Bonnie Andrukaitis writes: << , You are now officially declared the winner!I'm doing a print out of your limerick and putting next to the computer. Congrats again on being the winner.You realize that if you cannot perform your duties the Miss Runner-Up will take over the crown. >> Oh, Bonnie! Does this mean I'm officially being crowned " Miss Fibroid, 2001 " ? I am SO thrilled! Do I get a red sash? I can just picture it now, taking the victory stroll in my blood-stained white satin gown, one hand trying to keep the tiara in place, the other one down between my legs, trying to keep the extra pads in place! And you know what my platform will have to be -- ensuring that Pontoons finally get out on the market! Hmm... Or maybe I'll advocate for the prophylactic surgical castration of males. After all, we all know just how nasty prostate cancer can be. If a man has finished having his family, why on earth would he need testicles? Ah, decisions, decisions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 Donna, So no skill-testing questions-does this mean that you do not know how many gynocologists it takes to say " hysterectomy " ? I have no problem to look,what the name again? Bonnie Donna Jung wrote: > Bonnie, > > In the United States, they don't require skill-testing in order to win > a contest. > > Can you go to the drugstores tomorrow and see if they still sell those > throw-away waterproof panties in Canada? I don't see them in New > York. I don't see them at http://www.mum.org or at > http://www.kotex.com either. > > Donna > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 GG I feel like Elaine did.The sponge was the greatest thing.You just wetted it and then put it in and kept it in for a few hours after having sex. I used them when I lived in China and they were not available in Canada so I drove to upstate New York and purchased a year's supply.Well it was a very active shoot and I had some left over.The guy at custom's in Vancouver was really going over our stuff and thought he had hit the jackpot when he found those!! Here's to the underpants by Kotex,that I see I will be looking for today, and to the mighty sponge-I'm afraid that both have gone the way of the DoDo Bonnie GG Schaumburg wrote: > the sponges? Did anyone/does anyone use them on here? I couldn't get into the logistics of the things. > gg > > Bonnie Andrukaitis wrote: > > > Donna, > > Do you think that they are still available in Canada? > > Bonnie > > P.S. Did anyone ever see the Seinfeld episode with Elaine and the sponges?Do we have another episode > > here? > > > > Donna Jung wrote: > > > > > (chinskate), > > > > > > Thank you for keeping the reply short and NOT including/attaching all > > > the original messages. > > > > > > When I lived in Toronto, Canada, a few years ago, Kotex was selling > > > throw-away leakproof underpants that we can wear when we have our > > > periods. You still have to wear pads and tampons. I still have a > > > few in my closet. I wore them when I went to bed but I felt funny > > > wearing them. I don't remember the name, and I don't see them > > > anymore in the drugstores. > > > > > > Donna Jung, New York Metro > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 GG I feel like Elaine did.The sponge was the greatest thing.You just wetted it and then put it in and kept it in for a few hours after having sex. I used them when I lived in China and they were not available in Canada so I drove to upstate New York and purchased a year's supply.Well it was a very active shoot and I had some left over.The guy at custom's in Vancouver was really going over our stuff and thought he had hit the jackpot when he found those!! Here's to the underpants by Kotex,that I see I will be looking for today, and to the mighty sponge-I'm afraid that both have gone the way of the DoDo Bonnie GG Schaumburg wrote: > the sponges? Did anyone/does anyone use them on here? I couldn't get into the logistics of the things. > gg > > Bonnie Andrukaitis wrote: > > > Donna, > > Do you think that they are still available in Canada? > > Bonnie > > P.S. Did anyone ever see the Seinfeld episode with Elaine and the sponges?Do we have another episode > > here? > > > > Donna Jung wrote: > > > > > (chinskate), > > > > > > Thank you for keeping the reply short and NOT including/attaching all > > > the original messages. > > > > > > When I lived in Toronto, Canada, a few years ago, Kotex was selling > > > throw-away leakproof underpants that we can wear when we have our > > > periods. You still have to wear pads and tampons. I still have a > > > few in my closet. I wore them when I went to bed but I felt funny > > > wearing them. I don't remember the name, and I don't see them > > > anymore in the drugstores. > > > > > > Donna Jung, New York Metro > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 The female incontinence underpants I have seen,since I shop in that section for Poise.I've also tried Depends,however,they make this swishing sound when I walk and I think that I draw attention to myself. Bonnie chinskate@... wrote: > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:38:44 PM Eastern Standard Time, " Donna Jung " writes: > > << Can you go to the drugstores tomorrow and see if they still sell those throw-away waterproof panties in Canada? I don't see them in New York. I don't see them at http://www.mum.org or at http://www.kotex.com either. >> > > I couldn't find the menstrual-specific ones, but drugstore.com and/or rx.com sell disposable undies (regular and overnight) in their " female incontinence " section. Maybe they're worth trying... > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 The female incontinence underpants I have seen,since I shop in that section for Poise.I've also tried Depends,however,they make this swishing sound when I walk and I think that I draw attention to myself. Bonnie chinskate@... wrote: > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:38:44 PM Eastern Standard Time, " Donna Jung " writes: > > << Can you go to the drugstores tomorrow and see if they still sell those throw-away waterproof panties in Canada? I don't see them in New York. I don't see them at http://www.mum.org or at http://www.kotex.com either. >> > > I couldn't find the menstrual-specific ones, but drugstore.com and/or rx.com sell disposable undies (regular and overnight) in their " female incontinence " section. Maybe they're worth trying... > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 chinskate@... wrote: > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:24:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, Bonnie Andrukaitis writes: > > << , > We have a winner! > But I don't know if it was mentioned that there is a skill-testing question. > This is what I think the question should be: > " How many doctor does it take to say the word " hysterectomy " ? > Anyone may participate. >> > > Well Bonnie, for the past two days I've been fixated on stupid limericks, so I'm unable to come up with a decent entry for your latest contest. Instead, I offer up this lame bit of fluff: > > There's one kind of gyn who's a jerk -- > They think nothing but hystos will work. > " For your fibroids or endo > it's the best -- it's stupendo! " > They proclaim with a cash-craving smirk. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 Sorry just hit send without a message-hope I didn't get unsubscribed. , You are now officially declared the winner!I'm doing a print out of your limerick and putting next to the computer. Congrats again on being the winner.You realize that if you cannot perform your duties the Miss Runner-Up will take over the crown. Cograts again Bonnie chinskate@... wrote: > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:24:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, Bonnie Andrukaitis writes: > > << , > We have a winner! > But I don't know if it was mentioned that there is a skill-testing question. > This is what I think the question should be: > " How many doctor does it take to say the word " hysterectomy " ? > Anyone may participate. >> > > Well Bonnie, for the past two days I've been fixated on stupid limericks, so I'm unable to come up with a decent entry for your latest contest. Instead, I offer up this lame bit of fluff: > > There's one kind of gyn who's a jerk -- > They think nothing but hystos will work. > " For your fibroids or endo > it's the best -- it's stupendo! " > They proclaim with a cash-craving smirk. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 Sorry just hit send without a message-hope I didn't get unsubscribed. , You are now officially declared the winner!I'm doing a print out of your limerick and putting next to the computer. Congrats again on being the winner.You realize that if you cannot perform your duties the Miss Runner-Up will take over the crown. Cograts again Bonnie chinskate@... wrote: > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:24:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, Bonnie Andrukaitis writes: > > << , > We have a winner! > But I don't know if it was mentioned that there is a skill-testing question. > This is what I think the question should be: > " How many doctor does it take to say the word " hysterectomy " ? > Anyone may participate. >> > > Well Bonnie, for the past two days I've been fixated on stupid limericks, so I'm unable to come up with a decent entry for your latest contest. Instead, I offer up this lame bit of fluff: > > There's one kind of gyn who's a jerk -- > They think nothing but hystos will work. > " For your fibroids or endo > it's the best -- it's stupendo! " > They proclaim with a cash-craving smirk. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 gg-You know I think has real talent-No joke! Bonnie GG Schaumburg wrote: > hahahaha. perfect! gg > > chinskate@... wrote: > > > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:24:06 PM Eastern Standard Time, Bonnie Andrukaitis writes: > > > > << , > > We have a winner! > > But I don't know if it was mentioned that there is a skill-testing question. > > This is what I think the question should be: > > " How many doctor does it take to say the word " hysterectomy " ? > > Anyone may participate. >> > > > > Well Bonnie, for the past two days I've been fixated on stupid limericks, so I'm unable to come up with a decent entry for your latest contest. Instead, I offer up this lame bit of fluff: > > > > There's one kind of gyn who's a jerk -- > > They think nothing but hystos will work. > > " For your fibroids or endo > > it's the best -- it's stupendo! " > > They proclaim with a cash-craving smirk. > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 Patty, Yeah,and I remember that the directions said something like " do not become discouraged if your first attempts at insertion do not work.Keep trying and you will get to know your body " My body had no idea what the hell this thing was.But naively I continued my work.There got it.Two minutes later it was sliding out again.This went on for quite a while.In,slip out,in slip out.Stupid thing. Bonnie infinityandon@... wrote: > In a message dated 3/17/01 6:09:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, > malgretout@... writes: > > > Actually there was this " thing " on the market that I tried and then > > pitched.I can't even remember the > > name-but it was shaped like a bowl and was made of a sort of rubber.The > > idea was to sqeeze this thing to > > insert it.Well I tried that and it kept popping out(stop all that laughing > > out there) Finally I threw it > > away and I have not seen it re-appear in the pharmacy so I guess, it went > > off the market. > > Best, > > > > Congratulations Bonnie > > This was the first time I can remember laughing since before December! > It felt good though the only problem is Im having trouble stopping! > Keep it up! > Patty > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 Patty, Yeah,and I remember that the directions said something like " do not become discouraged if your first attempts at insertion do not work.Keep trying and you will get to know your body " My body had no idea what the hell this thing was.But naively I continued my work.There got it.Two minutes later it was sliding out again.This went on for quite a while.In,slip out,in slip out.Stupid thing. Bonnie infinityandon@... wrote: > In a message dated 3/17/01 6:09:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, > malgretout@... writes: > > > Actually there was this " thing " on the market that I tried and then > > pitched.I can't even remember the > > name-but it was shaped like a bowl and was made of a sort of rubber.The > > idea was to sqeeze this thing to > > insert it.Well I tried that and it kept popping out(stop all that laughing > > out there) Finally I threw it > > away and I have not seen it re-appear in the pharmacy so I guess, it went > > off the market. > > Best, > > > > Congratulations Bonnie > > This was the first time I can remember laughing since before December! > It felt good though the only problem is Im having trouble stopping! > Keep it up! > Patty > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 mentrual cups, somone sent me the URL just a couple of weeks ago for two manufacturers, I took one look and though that would never work ~~~~~~~ oh yeah I remember that thing. I flunked origami making and so this was a sort of rubber origami thing that you made smaller and it popped out inside in all it's efficient splendor. I think it was a spare automobile part that they decided to market because they had too many of them. I threw mine away also. gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 mentrual cups, somone sent me the URL just a couple of weeks ago for two manufacturers, I took one look and though that would never work ~~~~~~~ oh yeah I remember that thing. I flunked origami making and so this was a sort of rubber origami thing that you made smaller and it popped out inside in all it's efficient splendor. I think it was a spare automobile part that they decided to market because they had too many of them. I threw mine away also. gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 I'm surprised no-one so far mentioned " Instead " sounds like a contraceptive diaphragm. A diaphragm will hold on to a fair bit of menstrual blood before the blood leaks out around the edges, but I hardly think it would so for someone with flooding. I think wearing a cidphragm " cap " during menstruation makes you feel sort of full, engorged. And it is so messy when you remove it; how was that problem handled with " Instead " , all the collected fluid pouring out of the cup when you remove it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 I'm surprised no-one so far mentioned " Instead " sounds like a contraceptive diaphragm. A diaphragm will hold on to a fair bit of menstrual blood before the blood leaks out around the edges, but I hardly think it would so for someone with flooding. I think wearing a cidphragm " cap " during menstruation makes you feel sort of full, engorged. And it is so messy when you remove it; how was that problem handled with " Instead " , all the collected fluid pouring out of the cup when you remove it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 Bonnie, Sorry, I'm not as smart as is with words. I think Kotex made it and I bought them around 1996. I don't think they sell those disposable underwear for women anymore. I think Depend took its place. - which makes Depend also owns Kotex. The colour (Canadian spelling) was pink. The top half of Depend looks like it. It has elastics sown all around it and it is bunched up. I don't need them anymore, so don't look for them for my sake. I think if they sell them, we should be able to find them on the internet. Donna > So no skill-testing questions-does this mean that you do not > know how many gynocologists it takes to say " hysterectomy " ? > I have no problem to look,what the name again? > Bonnie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 Can't stop laughing at all the Two Questions posts, here is my two cents: I tried the " Instead " thing -- it is a " one size fits all " which is usually bogus -- it was like wearing a too big diaphragm, I always knew it was there. Getting it out was a big mess too, I almost needed a nail brush after that operation. And yes, it looked suspiciously similar to an automobile carbuerator part. I also recall " Rely " tampons and vaguely recall something about the little sponges causing microscopic scratches on the vagina lining which contributed to the toxic shock problem associated with them. I don't know how true this is, but it is what I remember. And pontoons is a good one, although I refer to tampons as " guided missiles " myself. Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 yeah that swi8shing sound. I know it well, rather like the sound the cicadas make when they rub their legs together. I womder who designed that little feature or if they thought about that at all? Lol. gg Bonnie Andrukaitis wrote: > The female incontinence underpants I have seen,since I shop in that section for Poise.I've also tried Depends,however,they make this swishing sound when I walk and I think that I draw attention to myself. > Bonnie > > chinskate@... wrote: > > > In a message dated Sat, 17 Mar 2001 7:38:44 PM Eastern Standard Time, " Donna Jung " writes: > > > > << Can you go to the drugstores tomorrow and see if they still sell those throw-away waterproof panties in Canada? I don't see them in New York. I don't see them at http://www.mum.org or at http://www.kotex.com either. >> > > > > I couldn't find the menstrual-specific ones, but drugstore.com and/or rx.com sell disposable undies (regular and overnight) in their " female incontinence " section. Maybe they're worth trying... > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 18, 2001 Report Share Posted March 18, 2001 and I thought it was just me! I found myself abandoning my career dream of being a mechanic because I thought I was so clumsy! How aesthetic was the process anyway...de-inserting this slimy miniature frisbee full of blood? Some sadist designer. Bonnie Andrukaitis wrote: > Patty, > Yeah,and I remember that the directions said something like " do not become discouraged if your first > attempts at insertion do not work.Keep trying and you will get to know your body " > My body had no idea what the hell this thing was.But naively I continued my work.There got it.Two > minutes later it was sliding out again.This went on for quite a while.In,slip out,in slip out.Stupid > thing. > Bonnie > > infinityandon@... wrote: > > > In a message dated 3/17/01 6:09:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, > > malgretout@... writes: > > > > > Actually there was this " thing " on the market that I tried and then > > > pitched.I can't even remember the > > > name-but it was shaped like a bowl and was made of a sort of rubber.The > > > idea was to sqeeze this thing to > > > insert it.Well I tried that and it kept popping out(stop all that laughing > > > out there) Finally I threw it > > > away and I have not seen it re-appear in the pharmacy so I guess, it went > > > off the market. > > > Best, > > > > > > > Congratulations Bonnie > > > > This was the first time I can remember laughing since before December! > > It felt good though the only problem is Im having trouble stopping! > > Keep it up! > > Patty > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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