Your first Christmas joke . .

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint at the

pearly gates.

" In honor of this holy season, " Saint said, " you must each possess

something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven. "

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He

flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He

shook them and said, " They're bells " . Saint said you may pass

through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and

finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, " And just

what do those symbolize? "

The man replied, " They're Carols " .

Webb Osterloh

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