Guest guest Posted August 14, 2000 Report Share Posted August 14, 2000 you forgot to mention: MEN: Shudder with fear at the thought of answering the question of, " Honey, does this make you look fat? " by insecure girlfriends, wives because no matter what you answer it won't be believed by them. Having to ponder the answer, " if you don't know what I'm mad at, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you!! " by girlfriend, wives when men asked, " Honey, is something the matter? " Having patience and pain tolerance when lifting the heavy furniture to and fro, because, " I've change my mind. The sofa looks better next to the window " which the guy heard for the umpteenth time that day. ----Original Message Follows---- Reply-To: NF2_Crewegroups To: <NF2_Crewegroups> Subject: Re: Women/Men humor Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 11:36:24 -0600 > Subject: FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > themselves. > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > MEN > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 14, 2000 Report Share Posted August 14, 2000 you forgot to mention: MEN: Shudder with fear at the thought of answering the question of, " Honey, does this make you look fat? " by insecure girlfriends, wives because no matter what you answer it won't be believed by them. Having to ponder the answer, " if you don't know what I'm mad at, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you!! " by girlfriend, wives when men asked, " Honey, is something the matter? " Having patience and pain tolerance when lifting the heavy furniture to and fro, because, " I've change my mind. The sofa looks better next to the window " which the guy heard for the umpteenth time that day. ----Original Message Follows---- Reply-To: NF2_Crewegroups To: <NF2_Crewegroups> Subject: Re: Women/Men humor Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 11:36:24 -0600 > Subject: FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > themselves. > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > MEN > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 14, 2000 Report Share Posted August 14, 2000 you forgot to mention: MEN: Shudder with fear at the thought of answering the question of, " Honey, does this make you look fat? " by insecure girlfriends, wives because no matter what you answer it won't be believed by them. Having to ponder the answer, " if you don't know what I'm mad at, I'm certainly NOT going to tell you!! " by girlfriend, wives when men asked, " Honey, is something the matter? " Having patience and pain tolerance when lifting the heavy furniture to and fro, because, " I've change my mind. The sofa looks better next to the window " which the guy heard for the umpteenth time that day. ----Original Message Follows---- Reply-To: NF2_Crewegroups To: <NF2_Crewegroups> Subject: Re: Women/Men humor Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 11:36:24 -0600 > Subject: FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > themselves. > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > MEN > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 14, 2000 Report Share Posted August 14, 2000 > Subject: FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > themselves. > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > MEN > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 14, 2000 Report Share Posted August 14, 2000 In a message dated 8/14/00 10:27:31 AM Pacific Daylight Time, SHERYNSTEWART@... writes: << MEN > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > >> Hi Sheryn, That was funny at the end,I got a big laugh. Lana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 15, 2000 Report Share Posted August 15, 2000 ----Original Message Follows---- Ah yes, it was pretty one-sided wasn't it Mark.<=======Many of these discussions are *smile* FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > > themselves. > > > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > > > MEN > > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 15, 2000 Report Share Posted August 15, 2000 Ah yes, it was pretty one-sided wasn't it Mark. FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > > themselves. > > > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > > > MEN > > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 15, 2000 Report Share Posted August 15, 2000 Ah yes, it was pretty one-sided wasn't it Mark. FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > > themselves. > > > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > > > MEN > > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 16, 2000 Report Share Posted August 16, 2000 They forgot: Women can be bitchy, unforgiving and quite untolerable during certain times of the lunar phases. At 01:03 PM 8/15/00 PDT, you wrote: > > > >----Original Message Follows---- >Ah yes, it was pretty one-sided wasn't it Mark.<=======Many of these >discussions are *smile* > > FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > > > themselves. > > > > > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > > > > > MEN > > > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > > > > > >________________________________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 16, 2000 Report Share Posted August 16, 2000 They forgot: Women can be bitchy, unforgiving and quite untolerable during certain times of the lunar phases. At 01:03 PM 8/15/00 PDT, you wrote: > > > >----Original Message Follows---- >Ah yes, it was pretty one-sided wasn't it Mark.<=======Many of these >discussions are *smile* > > FW: Women/Men humor > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMEN > > > > > Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, > > > > > knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to > > > > > use their softer side to make a point. > > > > > > > > > > Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and > > > > > themselves. > > > > > > > > > > Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the > > > > > loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think > > > > > there is no strength left. > > > > > > > > > > A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable. > > > > > Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live > > > > > in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or > > > > > e-mail you to show how much they care about you. > > > > > > > > > > The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women > > > > > do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They > > > > > give compassion and ideals. > > > > > > > > > > They give moral support to their family and friends. And all > > > > > they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same > > > > > to people you come in contact with. > > > > > > > > > > MEN > > > > > Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ > > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > > > > > > > > > >________________________________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 16, 2000 Report Share Posted August 16, 2000 " Lunar phases of the month " OUCH!!! =P I had to laugh at that one...my apologies. Mark ----Original Message Follows---- Women can be bitchy, unforgiving and quite untolerable during certain times of the lunar phases. > > > > > > > > > >________________________________________________________________________ >Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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