Guest guest Posted October 28, 2002 Report Share Posted October 28, 2002 good idea. sounds good to me, can i join ya? lol > > > > > > In my next life... > > > I wanna be a female bear... > > > > > > If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for > > > six months. I could deal with that. > > > > > > Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I > > > could deal with that, too. > > > > > > If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of > > > walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute > cuddly > > > cubs. I could definitely deal with that. > > > > > > If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat > anyone > > > who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them, > too. > > > I could deal with that. > > > > > > If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up > > > growling. He > > > EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. > > > > > > Yup ... I wanna be a bear. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > . > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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