The sharing of marriage - HUMOR

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-The sharing of marriage.....

The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one

half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two

piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down

between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people

around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford

is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and

politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they

were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a

bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns

sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal

for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank you, we are used to

sharing everything.'

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the

napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to

eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered

“THE TEETH.â€

Jan Patenaude, RD, CLT

Director of Medical Nutrition

Signet Diagnostic Corporation

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