Guest guest Posted August 13, 1999 Report Share Posted August 13, 1999 ************************** AA UNCOVERED AS COMMUNIST PLOT ************************** After over sixty years of functioning as America's favorite folk remedy for the treatment of alcoholism, it has been revealed that Alcoholics Anonymous is nothing more than a figment of the KGB's imagination. Put simply Alcoholics Anonymous is a communist plot. Stalin realizing the threat that America's form of Democracy posed to the Soviet Union, set his comrades to work on a project that would prove to be the most effective ever in undermining the American way of life. What is even more astounding is the fact that the operation cost less than a gross of AK-47s and after its inception was entirely funded by the American people and the U.S. Govt. itself. Not a single shot was fired in this campaign that has spanned six decades and numerous wars. Nonetheless it has even increased in its efficacy, especially during the cold war years, spreading like a virus throughout the free world. As the Berlin wall crumbled, Moscow knew that though it had lost a battle, it had AA winning the war for them. The KGB basked in the glory its 12 Step deception, making sure to obscure its malignant philosophy in a decidedly Christian delivery system so as to completely avoid detection or suspicion by U.S. Intelligence. The choice of Bill as their operative was also carefully calculated. An upper middle class white male stockbroker was the perfect choice for their anti capitalist conspiracy. Upon initial contact, was in the throes of late stage alcoholism and extremely malleable. Using top shelf Russian Vodka as bait they lured back to the Russian Tea Room in NYC where Soviet Agents kidnapped him and brainwashed him using a variety if drugs and hypnosis, with the help of another operative, Dr. D. Silkworth. Dr. Silkworth is also credited with establishing the erroneous notion that Alcoholism is a disease as opposed to a behavioral problem. Dr. Silkworth also helped to fuel the belief that medical science was incapable of curing this disease, but that a spiritual solution seemed viable. It was on this foundation that AA was based, and so it was decided to give Bill a Spiritual Experience he would never forget. It was orchestrated in the Towns Hospital with large doses of psycho tropic drugs with Dr. Silkworth as the attending physician. With a transforming spiritual episode under his belt and countless hours of soviet indoctrination and instructions under hypnosis, Bill was ready to found what is now known to be the most heinous example of political intrigue in world history. Mr. , it should be noted, was completely unaware of the Soviet Plot and fully believed that he was engaged in an altruistic crusade. Dr. Bob, proctologist and beloved cofounder of AA was completely unaware of the fact that Bill's higher power was really the USSR. His wife Lois was completely in the dark and was just happy that he was only a womanizer rather than a drunken womanizer. DEDICATED TO APPLE & FAMILY Thought you guys could use a giggle to get you through the weekend. NEEDS EDITING FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY. I WILL PROBABLY DO A REWRITE. TO BE CONTINUED................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 13, 1999 Report Share Posted August 13, 1999 , You need to start slipping these to the Drudge Report. Tee hee hee Jan Today's Headline >************************** >AA UNCOVERED AS COMMUNIST PLOT >************************** > >After over sixty years of functioning as America's favorite folk remedy >for the treatment of alcoholism, it has been revealed that Alcoholics >Anonymous is nothing more than a figment of the KGB's imagination. Put >simply Alcoholics Anonymous is a communist plot. > >Stalin realizing the threat that America's form of Democracy posed to >the Soviet Union, set his comrades to work on a project that would prove >to be the most effective ever in undermining the American way of life. >What is even more astounding is the fact that the operation cost less >than a gross of AK-47s and after its inception was entirely funded by >the American people and the U.S. Govt. itself. > >Not a single shot was fired in this campaign that has spanned six >decades and numerous wars. Nonetheless it has even increased in its >efficacy, especially during the cold war years, spreading like a virus >throughout the free world. As the Berlin wall crumbled, Moscow knew that >though it had lost a battle, it had AA winning the war for them. The KGB >basked in the glory its 12 Step deception, making sure to obscure its >malignant philosophy in a decidedly Christian delivery system so as to >completely avoid detection or suspicion by U.S. Intelligence. > >The choice of Bill as their operative was also carefully >calculated. An upper middle class white male stockbroker was the perfect >choice for their anti capitalist conspiracy. Upon initial contact, > was in the throes of late stage alcoholism and extremely >malleable. Using top shelf Russian Vodka as bait they lured back >to the Russian Tea Room in NYC where Soviet Agents kidnapped him and >brainwashed him using a variety if drugs and hypnosis, with the help of >another operative, Dr. D. Silkworth. > >Dr. Silkworth is also credited with establishing the erroneous notion >that Alcoholism is a disease as opposed to a behavioral problem. Dr. >Silkworth also helped to fuel the belief that medical science was >incapable of curing this disease, but that a spiritual solution seemed >viable. It was on this foundation that AA was based, and so it was >decided to give Bill a Spiritual Experience he would never forget. > >It was orchestrated in the Towns Hospital with large doses of psycho >tropic drugs with Dr. Silkworth as the attending physician. With a >transforming spiritual episode under his belt and countless hours of >soviet indoctrination and instructions under hypnosis, Bill was >ready to found what is now known to be the most heinous example of >political intrigue in world history. Mr. , it should be noted, was >completely unaware of the Soviet Plot and fully believed that he was >engaged in an altruistic crusade. > >Dr. Bob, proctologist and beloved cofounder of AA was completely unaware >of the fact that Bill's higher power was really the USSR. His wife Lois >was completely in the dark and was just happy that he was only a >womanizer rather than a drunken womanizer. > >DEDICATED TO APPLE & FAMILY > >Thought you guys could use a giggle to get you through the weekend. >NEEDS EDITING FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY. I WILL PROBABLY DO A REWRITE. >TO BE CONTINUED................. > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! A NextCard Platinum VISA: DOUBLE Rewards points, >NO annual fee & rates as low as 9.9% FIXED APR. Apply online today! >http://clickhere./click/606 > > >eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > - Simplifying group communications > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 13, 1999 Report Share Posted August 13, 1999 gee ... I'm touched... hee hee... Speaking of historical accuracy, while vacationing in Moscow about 10 years ago, our tour guide told us a little story while we toured the campus of Moscow university... namely that the final history exams were cancelled that year... someone had admitted that they were teaching the students history that was wrong... Apple > ************************** > AA UNCOVERED AS COMMUNIST PLOT > ************************** > > After over sixty years of functioning as America's favorite folk remedy > for the treatment of alcoholism, it has been revealed that Alcoholics > Anonymous is nothing more than a figment of the KGB's imagination. Put > simply Alcoholics Anonymous is a communist plot. > > Stalin realizing the threat that America's form of Democracy posed to > the Soviet Union, set his comrades to work on a project that would prove > to be the most effective ever in undermining the American way of life. > What is even more astounding is the fact that the operation cost less > than a gross of AK-47s and after its inception was entirely funded by > the American people and the U.S. Govt. itself. > > Not a single shot was fired in this campaign that has spanned six > decades and numerous wars. Nonetheless it has even increased in its > efficacy, especially during the cold war years, spreading like a virus > throughout the free world. As the Berlin wall crumbled, Moscow knew that > though it had lost a battle, it had AA winning the war for them. The KGB > basked in the glory its 12 Step deception, making sure to obscure its > malignant philosophy in a decidedly Christian delivery system so as to > completely avoid detection or suspicion by U.S. Intelligence. > > The choice of Bill as their operative was also carefully > calculated. An upper middle class white male stockbroker was the perfect > choice for their anti capitalist conspiracy. Upon initial contact, > was in the throes of late stage alcoholism and extremely > malleable. Using top shelf Russian Vodka as bait they lured back > to the Russian Tea Room in NYC where Soviet Agents kidnapped him and > brainwashed him using a variety if drugs and hypnosis, with the help of > another operative, Dr. D. Silkworth. > > Dr. Silkworth is also credited with establishing the erroneous notion > that Alcoholism is a disease as opposed to a behavioral problem. Dr. > Silkworth also helped to fuel the belief that medical science was > incapable of curing this disease, but that a spiritual solution seemed > viable. It was on this foundation that AA was based, and so it was > decided to give Bill a Spiritual Experience he would never forget. > > It was orchestrated in the Towns Hospital with large doses of psycho > tropic drugs with Dr. Silkworth as the attending physician. With a > transforming spiritual episode under his belt and countless hours of > soviet indoctrination and instructions under hypnosis, Bill was > ready to found what is now known to be the most heinous example of > political intrigue in world history. Mr. , it should be noted, was > completely unaware of the Soviet Plot and fully believed that he was > engaged in an altruistic crusade. > > Dr. Bob, proctologist and beloved cofounder of AA was completely unaware > of the fact that Bill's higher power was really the USSR. His wife Lois > was completely in the dark and was just happy that he was only a > womanizer rather than a drunken womanizer. > > DEDICATED TO APPLE & FAMILY > > Thought you guys could use a giggle to get you through the weekend. > NEEDS EDITING FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY. I WILL PROBABLY DO A REWRITE. > TO BE CONTINUED................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 13, 1999 Report Share Posted August 13, 1999 Hi , folks where did this communist bit come in? AA is National Socialist, i.e. Fascist. It encourages group dependence and hence appears socialist/communist - but this is only for themselves, the self-appointed elite - and hence, it is fascist. Pete > >Reply-To: 12-step-freeegroups >To: " 12-step-freeegroups " <12-step-freeegroups> >Subject: Today's Headline >Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 17:11:01 -0700 > >************************** >AA UNCOVERED AS COMMUNIST PLOT >************************** > >After over sixty years of functioning as America's favorite folk remedy >for the treatment of alcoholism, it has been revealed that Alcoholics >Anonymous is nothing more than a figment of the KGB's imagination. Put >simply Alcoholics Anonymous is a communist plot. > >Stalin realizing the threat that America's form of Democracy posed to >the Soviet Union, set his comrades to work on a project that would prove >to be the most effective ever in undermining the American way of life. >What is even more astounding is the fact that the operation cost less >than a gross of AK-47s and after its inception was entirely funded by >the American people and the U.S. Govt. itself. > >Not a single shot was fired in this campaign that has spanned six >decades and numerous wars. Nonetheless it has even increased in its >efficacy, especially during the cold war years, spreading like a virus >throughout the free world. As the Berlin wall crumbled, Moscow knew that >though it had lost a battle, it had AA winning the war for them. The KGB >basked in the glory its 12 Step deception, making sure to obscure its >malignant philosophy in a decidedly Christian delivery system so as to >completely avoid detection or suspicion by U.S. Intelligence. > >The choice of Bill as their operative was also carefully >calculated. An upper middle class white male stockbroker was the perfect >choice for their anti capitalist conspiracy. Upon initial contact, > was in the throes of late stage alcoholism and extremely >malleable. Using top shelf Russian Vodka as bait they lured back >to the Russian Tea Room in NYC where Soviet Agents kidnapped him and >brainwashed him using a variety if drugs and hypnosis, with the help of >another operative, Dr. D. Silkworth. > >Dr. Silkworth is also credited with establishing the erroneous notion >that Alcoholism is a disease as opposed to a behavioral problem. Dr. >Silkworth also helped to fuel the belief that medical science was >incapable of curing this disease, but that a spiritual solution seemed >viable. It was on this foundation that AA was based, and so it was >decided to give Bill a Spiritual Experience he would never forget. > >It was orchestrated in the Towns Hospital with large doses of psycho >tropic drugs with Dr. Silkworth as the attending physician. With a >transforming spiritual episode under his belt and countless hours of >soviet indoctrination and instructions under hypnosis, Bill was >ready to found what is now known to be the most heinous example of >political intrigue in world history. Mr. , it should be noted, was >completely unaware of the Soviet Plot and fully believed that he was >engaged in an altruistic crusade. > >Dr. Bob, proctologist and beloved cofounder of AA was completely unaware >of the fact that Bill's higher power was really the USSR. His wife Lois >was completely in the dark and was just happy that he was only a >womanizer rather than a drunken womanizer. > >DEDICATED TO APPLE & FAMILY > >Thought you guys could use a giggle to get you through the weekend. >NEEDS EDITING FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY. I WILL PROBABLY DO A REWRITE. >TO BE CONTINUED................. > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! A NextCard Platinum VISA: DOUBLE Rewards points, >NO annual fee & rates as low as 9.9% FIXED APR. Apply online today! >http://clickhere./click/606 > > >eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > - Simplifying group communications > > > > ______________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 13, 1999 Report Share Posted August 13, 1999 Hi , folks where did this communist bit come in? AA is National Socialist, i.e. Fascist. It encourages group dependence and hence appears socialist/communist - but this is only for themselves, the self-appointed elite - and hence, it is fascist. Pete > >Reply-To: 12-step-freeegroups >To: " 12-step-freeegroups " <12-step-freeegroups> >Subject: Today's Headline >Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 17:11:01 -0700 > >************************** >AA UNCOVERED AS COMMUNIST PLOT >************************** > >After over sixty years of functioning as America's favorite folk remedy >for the treatment of alcoholism, it has been revealed that Alcoholics >Anonymous is nothing more than a figment of the KGB's imagination. Put >simply Alcoholics Anonymous is a communist plot. > >Stalin realizing the threat that America's form of Democracy posed to >the Soviet Union, set his comrades to work on a project that would prove >to be the most effective ever in undermining the American way of life. >What is even more astounding is the fact that the operation cost less >than a gross of AK-47s and after its inception was entirely funded by >the American people and the U.S. Govt. itself. > >Not a single shot was fired in this campaign that has spanned six >decades and numerous wars. Nonetheless it has even increased in its >efficacy, especially during the cold war years, spreading like a virus >throughout the free world. As the Berlin wall crumbled, Moscow knew that >though it had lost a battle, it had AA winning the war for them. The KGB >basked in the glory its 12 Step deception, making sure to obscure its >malignant philosophy in a decidedly Christian delivery system so as to >completely avoid detection or suspicion by U.S. Intelligence. > >The choice of Bill as their operative was also carefully >calculated. An upper middle class white male stockbroker was the perfect >choice for their anti capitalist conspiracy. Upon initial contact, > was in the throes of late stage alcoholism and extremely >malleable. Using top shelf Russian Vodka as bait they lured back >to the Russian Tea Room in NYC where Soviet Agents kidnapped him and >brainwashed him using a variety if drugs and hypnosis, with the help of >another operative, Dr. D. Silkworth. > >Dr. Silkworth is also credited with establishing the erroneous notion >that Alcoholism is a disease as opposed to a behavioral problem. Dr. >Silkworth also helped to fuel the belief that medical science was >incapable of curing this disease, but that a spiritual solution seemed >viable. It was on this foundation that AA was based, and so it was >decided to give Bill a Spiritual Experience he would never forget. > >It was orchestrated in the Towns Hospital with large doses of psycho >tropic drugs with Dr. Silkworth as the attending physician. With a >transforming spiritual episode under his belt and countless hours of >soviet indoctrination and instructions under hypnosis, Bill was >ready to found what is now known to be the most heinous example of >political intrigue in world history. Mr. , it should be noted, was >completely unaware of the Soviet Plot and fully believed that he was >engaged in an altruistic crusade. > >Dr. Bob, proctologist and beloved cofounder of AA was completely unaware >of the fact that Bill's higher power was really the USSR. His wife Lois >was completely in the dark and was just happy that he was only a >womanizer rather than a drunken womanizer. > >DEDICATED TO APPLE & FAMILY > >Thought you guys could use a giggle to get you through the weekend. >NEEDS EDITING FOR HISTORICAL ACCURACY. I WILL PROBABLY DO A REWRITE. >TO BE CONTINUED................. > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ >GET WHAT YOU DESERVE! A NextCard Platinum VISA: DOUBLE Rewards points, >NO annual fee & rates as low as 9.9% FIXED APR. Apply online today! >http://clickhere./click/606 > > >eGroups.com home: /group/12-step-free > - Simplifying group communications > > > > ______________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You are posting as a guest. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.