Guest guest Posted May 4, 1998 Report Share Posted May 4, 1998 Hey, Trish, this strikes me as funny (and sad and frustrating too) because it reminds me of a paper I wrote once about how life is for me in high gear with the ADHD: I feel constantly pushed and driven by unknown and uncontrollable forces. I clench my teeth and talk incessantly to the wrong people about the wrong things. Etc. Etc. I could claim many of the things on this coffee drinkers list and I don't even drink coffee!! In fact taking the stimulant Ritalin is one of the few things that helps me focus at all. I still run in high gear but it is at least a less confused running. S. >[unable to display image]This struck me as funny...maybe casue I am having a >caffeine buzzzz > >Coffee Addict >[unable to display image] [unable to display image] >You know you are addicted to coffee if ... > >You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. >You sleep with your eyes open. >You have to watch videos in fast-forward. >The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. >You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the >timer. >You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. >Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. >You chew on other people's fingernails. >The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse. >You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. >You can type sixty words per minute with your feet. >You can jump-start your car without cables. >You don't sweat, you percolate. >You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged >in. >You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. >You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. >People get dizzy just watching you. >Instant coffee takes too long. >You channel surf faster without a remote. >You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. >You can outlast the Energizer bunny. >You short out motion detectors. >You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. >Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. >You help your dog chase its tail. >You soak your dentures in coffee overnight. >Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup. >You ski uphill. >You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked. >You answer the door before people knock. >You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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