RE: Yearly Exam

[Guest guest]

Thanks for the chuckle

Merav Levi, RD, MS, CDN

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To: rd-usa

From: mffrd10019@...

Date: Mon, 12 Apr 2010 06:40:09 -0700

Subject: Yearly Exam

Thought this might give you a Monday morning chuckle.

Madalyn

YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse started with certain basics.

" How much do you weigh? " she asked.

" 135, " I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, " Your height? "

" 5 foot 5, " I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2 "

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

" Of course it's high! " I screamed, 'When I came in here I

was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat! "

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.

[Guest guest]

Hahahaha...love it!

Collier, RD/LD

Clinical Nutrition Manager

Patient Services Manager

Midland Memorial Hospital

2200 West Illinois

Midland, TX 79701

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" Dance like no one is watching, eat like someone is! "

From: rd-usa [mailto:rd-usa ] On Behalf

Of Madalyn Friedberg

Sent: Monday, April 12, 2010 8:40 AM

To: rd-usa

Subject: Yearly Exam

Thought this might give you a Monday morning chuckle.

Madalyn

YEARLY EXAM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse started with certain basics.

" How much do you weigh? " she asked.

" 135, " I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, " Your height? "

" 5 foot 5, " I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2 "

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

" Of course it's high! " I screamed, 'When I came in here I

was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat! "

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.