TODAY'S HEADLINE July 20th.

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A.A. WORLD SERVICE OFFICE ISSUES STATEMENT

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In the wake of Bill 's signed affidavit confirming the fraudulent

nature of Alcoholics Anonymous, AA's World Service Organization in New

York City issued a statement to it's two million members, essentially

telling them to " GET A LIFE " . When challenged by members for having

failed to request a group conscience before making such an announcement,

the World Service office shot back, " GROUP CONSCIENCE THIS! " in its best

New York City crotch grabbing vernacular.

The W.S.O. was operating under the assumption that since the twelve

steps are bunk, that following any of their long-standing traditions

would be ill advised. " The sooner these people wake up and smell the

coffee the better " stated Walter B. a volunteer in the W.S.O. who will be

taking his years of experience from working coffee commitments and

moving up to a career at Starbucks.

Many other members who once held literature commitments are now vying

for jobs at & Noble and Crown Books. There is fierce competition

amongst veteran circuit speakers for openings in the televangelist

field, timeshare sales, and the Psychic Friends Network. Many career

sponsors have segued easily into the penal system as prison guards after

having spent many years successfully breaking the spirits of their

charges in Alcoholics Anonymous.

But what of the common 12 stepper? What will be waiting for him/her in

the wake of AA's imminent collapse. Except for the few that are already

living with their parents, or have a sympathetic spouse that supports

them, the future is uncertain.

Starbucks and Dunkin' Doughnuts are already feeling the backlash across

the nation, as disenfranchised AA's harass their clientele by bumming

cups of coffee, babbling clichés and slogans, and trying to revive their

now defunct religion by attempting to indoctrinate them into the twelve

steps.

Many an urban street corner sports a Big Book wielding zealot

proclaiming AA's " One Way To Sobriety " with millennial fervor, and

warning of the coming rapture where only those who have accepted Bill

's message of salvation will be allowed entry into heaven.

Many members of the extremist Pacific Group have relocated to Germany in

an attempt to establish a twelve step fascist theocracy in accordance

with Oxford Group founder, Buchman's vision. Buchman, long

considered to be the true source of the twelve step japery that

comprised the body politic of AA, was also known to have held Adolph

Hitler in great esteem.

When asked for an organized crime perspective on the whole 12 Step

fiasco, former underboss for Gotti of the Gambino crime syndicate,

" Sammy the Bull " Gravano simply replied, " Fugeddaboudit! "

One thing is certain, America can now take back it's birthright in the

wake of the recent, shattering revelations. Americans will be free once

again to chose for themselves. If they need help with their addictions

they alone will determine the treatment from a variety of sources to

include the option of going it alone.

Our Nation can once again claim Self Reliance as one of our greatest

assets, and we can finally close this painful chapter in our history

where powerlessness, surrender, and conformity reigned supreme in our

nation's consciousness.

Glenn commented, " If Bill had been amongst our founding

fathers, we would have never put a man on the Moon. Instead Nasa would

be located in Roswell,New Mexico, and our Space Program would consist of

a few scientists stationed on the Devil's Tower in Wyoming, patiently

waiting for the Mother ship to arrive. "

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Subject: TODAY'S HEADLINE July 20th.

Date: Tue, Jul 20, 1999, 2:27 AM

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A.A. WORLD SERVICE OFFICE ISSUES STATEMENT

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In the wake of Bill 's signed affidavit confirming the fraudulent

nature of Alcoholics Anonymous, AA's World Service Organization in New

York City issued a statement to it's two million members, essentially

telling them to " GET A LIFE " . When challenged by members for having

failed to request a group conscience before making such an announcement,

the World Service office shot back, " GROUP CONSCIENCE THIS! " in its best

New York City crotch grabbing vernacular.

The W.S.O. was operating under the assumption that since the twelve

steps are bunk, that following any of their long-standing traditions

would be ill advised. " The sooner these people wake up and smell the

coffee the better " stated Walter B. a volunteer in the W.S.O. who will be

taking his years of experience from working coffee commitments and

moving up to a career at Starbucks.

Many other members who once held literature commitments are now vying

for jobs at & Noble and Crown Books. There is fierce competition

amongst veteran circuit speakers for openings in the televangelist

field, timeshare sales, and the Psychic Friends Network. Many career

sponsors have segued easily into the penal system as prison guards after

having spent many years successfully breaking the spirits of their

charges in Alcoholics Anonymous.

But what of the common 12 stepper? What will be waiting for him/her in

the wake of AA's imminent collapse. Except for the few that are already

living with their parents, or have a sympathetic spouse that supports

them, the future is uncertain.

Starbucks and Dunkin' Doughnuts are already feeling the backlash across

the nation, as disenfranchised AA's harass their clientele by bumming

cups of coffee, babbling clichés and slogans, and trying to revive their

now defunct religion by attempting to indoctrinate them into the twelve

steps.

Many an urban street corner sports a Big Book wielding zealot

proclaiming AA's " One Way To Sobriety " with millennial fervor, and

warning of the coming rapture where only those who have accepted Bill

's message of salvation will be allowed entry into heaven.

Many members of the extremist Pacific Group have relocated to Germany in

an attempt to establish a twelve step fascist theocracy in accordance

with Oxford Group founder, Buchman's vision. Buchman, long

considered to be the true source of the twelve step japery that

comprised the body politic of AA, was also known to have held Adolph

Hitler in great esteem.

When asked for an organized crime perspective on the whole 12 Step

fiasco, former underboss for Gotti of the Gambino crime syndicate,

" Sammy the Bull " Gravano simply replied, " Fugeddaboudit! "

One thing is certain, America can now take back it's birthright in the

wake of the recent, shattering revelations. Americans will be free once

again to chose for themselves. If they need help with their addictions

they alone will determine the treatment from a variety of sources to

include the option of going it alone.

Our Nation can once again claim Self Reliance as one of our greatest

assets, and we can finally close this painful chapter in our history

where powerlessness, surrender, and conformity reigned supreme in our

nation's consciousness.

Glenn commented, " If Bill had been amongst our founding

fathers, we would have never put a man on the Moon. Instead Nasa would

be located in Roswell,New Mexico, and our Space Program would consist of

a few scientists stationed on the Devil's Tower in Wyoming, patiently

waiting for the Mother ship to arrive. "

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Hi , folks

Truth is often stranger than fiction. Didnt L Ron Hubbard

admit before he died that Scientology was horseshit? Or his

son did? Yet ppl are still being drawn to it.

I also read of a Jim typewsho did a bunk with his

Church's funds and some of the parishoners maintained their

faith in him, saying they had personally seem him lifted up

to heaven.

Never underestimate the power of human gullibility.

Pete

On Tue, 20 Jul 1999 02:27:57 -0700 Hollister

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