Re: Southern Astrology

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Yuck! I'm okra. And I HATE okra!

Deb

Southern Astrology

Wouldn't you know it! I'm Grits. I like to hang out with other Grits so whoelse is Grits? LOL Who else admits it??? heheheRonnie is a Crawfish and that's just the funniest thing I've read about himin a long time!!!ChristySOUTHERN BIRTH SIGNSWhat's Your "Southern" Sign? Some of us (especially Southerners) arepretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what weneed are "Southern"symbols:OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually veryslick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra canlook back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere.Stay away from Moon Pies.CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. Achitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated andhas lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They canerupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You'reunsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to boredeep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are veryintense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in theirright mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time onthe front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance ofMoon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marryanybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not goingto be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or - maybenot.POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop adon't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn,people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably notpsychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, itwon't work and you may find your problem s actually running you over.CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in anoffice, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish preferthe beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub tothe living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically,but you have very, very good heads.COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essencewith the essence of those round them.. Collards make good socialworkers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personallife goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won'twork. Save yourself a lot of heartache.CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of theheart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. Youcatfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddybottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish shouldstay away from Moon Pies.GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others likeyourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits.You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining aclub. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy orbacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have allthese things, that serves you well.BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to helpyour fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friendsand loved ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, andtheir criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are reallymuch softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybodyyou want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On theroad of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stopfor you.BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean becauseButter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean,should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at homeno matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you,too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a toughexterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Oldfriends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are athrowback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You'renot concerned with anything about today. You're really almostprehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably wantto marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, matingpossibility.Please visit our website at:http://ACES_Autoimmune.tripod.com

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YES! You ARE a Collard! I can see that! LOL I can also see why Collards and Moon Pies just do NOT go together but you can always keep the Moon Pie around for later after the collards and then they are just fine!! LOL

Southern Astrology> Wouldn't you know it! I'm Grits. I like to hang out with other Grits sowho> else is Grits? LOL Who else admits it??? hehehe>> Ronnie is a Crawfish and that's just the funniest thing I've read abouthim> in a long time!!!>> Christy>>> SOUTHERN BIRTH SIGNS>> What's Your "Southern" Sign? Some of us (especially Southerners) are> pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what we> need are "Southern"symbols:>> OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very> slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can> look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere.> Stay away from Moon Pies.>> CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A> chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and> has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can> erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.>> BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're> unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore> deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very> intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their> right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.>> MOON PIE (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on> the front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of> Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry> anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going> to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or - maybe> not.>> POSSUM (Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties,> possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a> don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn,> people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not> psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it> won't work and you may find your problem s actually running you over.>> CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an> office, you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer> the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to> the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically,> but you have very, very good heads.>> COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication.> They love to get in the "melting pot" of life and share their essence> with the essence of those round them.. Collards make good social> workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal> life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won't> work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.>> CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the> heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You> catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy> bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should> stay away from Moon Pies.>> GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like> yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits.> You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a> club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or> bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all> these things, that serves you well.>> BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help> your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best - your friends> and loved ones - may find that your personality is much too salty, and> their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really> much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody> you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the> road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop> for you.>> BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean because> Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean,> should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at home> no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you,> too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.>> ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough> exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old> friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a> throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're> not concerned with anything about today. You're really almost> prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want> to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating> possibility.>>>>>> Please visit our website at:> http://ACES_Autoimmune.tripod.com>>