2nd Night of the Living Dead-ARGGH!

[Guest guest]

And I thought TODAY was going so well..He just came upstairs smiling

and saying, " Hi, mom, I peed on the carpet. " I, knowing that he's

been daytime trained for 2 years, think he's kidding, go downstairs

to discover my dh asleep in front of the tv and a puddle on the

carpet. He had removed his fruit of the looms (wouldn't want to get

those wet, now, would we?)and calmly peed on the carpet. I demanded

that he come downstairs to which he peered around the corner and

said, " Oh, this might have been a serious mistake, huh? " I got some

wipes and told him to clean it up to which he replied, " That would be

highly unlikely, wouldn't it? Everyone knows those are for

bottoms! " I did not kill or maim him and he did clean it up. He is

now supposed to be in bed, but I can hear him running around

upstairs.So, to save you all from the necessity of defending me on a

charge of homicide (justifiable, though, don't you think?)I will be

retiring to the local Holiday Inn Express... Goodnight. Leggs