Guest guest Posted June 18, 2001 Report Share Posted June 18, 2001 A "Prayer" For The Stressed Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they got on my nerves. And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% at work......... 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday. And help me to remember......when I'm having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 25 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth! Author Unknown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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