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How I sympathize!!!! I am not really moody this time around. Too

sick and too tired for that I think. But I can relate. I only have 12

weeks left to go. You have so much longer. I felt like it was never

going to end durring my1st and 2nd trimester. But it has to. LOL

Jacquie H

> Sorry have to write this as It's been one of those days.

>

> 1) You can eat carmel icecream topping in one mouthful, wait maybe

10

> minutes and have half a jar of dill pickles.

>

> 2) Running after your 4 year old as he insists of playing run

around the

> house is impossible. All that time you have to go to the bathroom

like

> nothing else in the world

>

> 3) You start crying when your child calls you spongebob

squarepants, just

> because you are finally proud that he is actually talking..

>

>

> Oh and the list can go on, ADD to it..... It would be fun

>

>

>

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No apologies necessary. It goes with the territory, or BTDT. I love

the babies. It's the being pregnant part I was never thrilled with.

Let's hope tomorrow is better. :)

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1) You can eat carmel icecream topping in one mouthful, wait maybe 10

minutes and have half a jar of dill pickles.

2) Running after your 4 year old as he insists of playing run around the

house is impossible. All that time you have to go to the bathroom like

nothing else in the world

3) You start crying when your child calls you spongebob squarepants, just

because you are finally proud that he is actually talking..

<<<<

4) You drive to a grocery store that is 45 minutes away instead of the one next

to your house because you need the RIGHT kind of salad dressing.

5) You cry because your salad doesn't have radishes in it.

6) Your husband learns that a certain look means " get me a double cheeseburger

or die! "

Tuna :)

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> 1) You can eat carmel icecream topping in one mouthful, wait maybe 10

> minutes and have half a jar of dill pickles.

>

> 2) Running after your 4 year old as he insists of playing run around the

> house is impossible. All that time you have to go to the bathroom like

> nothing else in the world

>

> 3) You start crying when your child calls you spongebob squarepants, just

> because you are finally proud that he is actually talking..

> <<<<

>

> 4) You drive to a grocery store that is 45 minutes away instead of the one

next to your house because you need the RIGHT kind of salad dressing.

>

> 5) You cry because your salad doesn't have radishes in it.

>

> 6) Your husband learns that a certain look means " get me a double

cheeseburger or die! "

<<<<<

7) You cry because you SOOOOOOOOOOO want to eat that burger..... double

cheese.... drooooooool. Hurry up already!

8) You yell like a mad banchee when your husband brought home 8 burgers....

and 8 fries, for just the two of you. " What do you think I am, a COW? "

9) You cry from being so satisfied with 8 burgers in your big ol' tummy.

Your husband looks like he is losing weight.

10) You cry because you just threw it all up. Yell at the husband for

bringing home too many burgers.

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> 1) You can eat carmel icecream topping in one mouthful, wait maybe 10

> minutes and have half a jar of dill pickles.

>

> 2) Running after your 4 year old as he insists of playing run around the

> house is impossible. All that time you have to go to the bathroom like

> nothing else in the world

>

> 3) You start crying when your child calls you spongebob squarepants, just

> because you are finally proud that he is actually talking..

> <<<<

>

> 4) You drive to a grocery store that is 45 minutes away instead of the one

next to your house because you need the RIGHT kind of salad dressing.

>

> 5) You cry because your salad doesn't have radishes in it.

>

> 6) Your husband learns that a certain look means " get me a double

cheeseburger or die! "

<<<<<

7) You cry because you SOOOOOOOOOOO want to eat that burger..... double

cheese.... drooooooool. Hurry up already!

8) You yell like a mad banchee when your husband brought home 8 burgers....

and 8 fries, for just the two of you. " What do you think I am, a COW? "

9) You cry from being so satisfied with 8 burgers in your big ol' tummy.

Your husband looks like he is losing weight.

10) You cry because you just threw it all up. Yell at the husband for

bringing home too many burgers.

11) You only use the bathroom mirror because it only shows from the bust up.

12) You no longer let your child sit in your lap because you no longer have

one.

13) You have been personally responsible for the skyrocketing of Tums stock.

14) You know where the bathroom is in every store in town.

15) You have to get help to get out of the tub.

16) Good conversation, dinner, and a show means discussing the latest

ultrasound pictures over your fifth T.V. dinner while watching a made for T.V.

movie.

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ok- i have a few-

you know your pregnant when-

-you can smell the Tide from every room in the house

-you find yourself watching TLC's " A Baby's Story "

-you have to ask every pregnant woman you see when she's due

(just to compare how big you are)

-you throw all your shoes into the back of the closet,

except for that one, old pair of cross-trainers

-you stay up all night trying to figure out HOW it could take MORE

than 9 months to have a baby

-you eat one slice of pizza and you're full

-

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>>>>

1) You can eat carmel icecream topping in one mouthful, wait maybe 10

minutes and have half a jar of dill pickles.

2) Running after your 4 year old as he insists of playing run around the

house is impossible. All that time you have to go to the bathroom like

nothing else in the world

3) You start crying when your child calls you spongebob squarepants, just

because you are finally proud that he is actually talking..

<<<<

4) You drive to a grocery store that is 45 minutes away instead of the one

next to your house because you need the RIGHT kind of salad dressing.

5) You cry because your salad doesn't have radishes in it.

6) Your husband learns that a certain look means " get me a double

cheeseburger or die! "

>>>>>>>

7) You make a midnight run to the local convenience store just for a very

special kind of Ben & Jerry's

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You collapse into tears on the juice aisle because there are too many

different kinds of juice and you can't decide which one to get.

Your hands are too swollen and clumsy to put the coupons back in the coupon

envelope. This is OBVIOUSLY dh's fault so you throw the coupons and

envelope at him and shout ugly things. You are then overcome with remorse

and throw yourself into his arms, sobbing apologies. (In the middle of the

grocery store.) He hugs you, rubs your back, and you suddenly burst into

laughter at the whole situation. 5 minutes later you are eating chocolate.

You live on Taco Bell bean & cheese burritoes. (I did this with both boys.)

Your husband learns to buy 20+ at a time because Taco Bell closes at 11 & is

30 minutes away, and you invariably crave them at 10:45, although at 10:30

you could not possibly eat anything.

Taco Bell has a bag full of bean & cheese burritoes waiting at the window

when he pulls up at 11:05. (You could not possibly drive yourself!)

Dangit, now I'm hungry.

-Sara.

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LOL..when I was pregnant with I craved tacos,

too..and eggrolls!

Mimi

--- The Byks wrote:

> You collapse into tears on the juice aisle because

> there are too many

> different kinds of juice and you can't decide which

> one to get.

>

> Your hands are too swollen and clumsy to put the

> coupons back in the coupon

> envelope. This is OBVIOUSLY dh's fault so you throw

> the coupons and

> envelope at him and shout ugly things. You are then

> overcome with remorse

> and throw yourself into his arms, sobbing apologies.

> (In the middle of the

> grocery store.) He hugs you, rubs your back, and

> you suddenly burst into

> laughter at the whole situation. 5 minutes later

> you are eating chocolate.

>

> You live on Taco Bell bean & cheese burritoes. (I

> did this with both boys.)

> Your husband learns to buy 20+ at a time because

> Taco Bell closes at 11 & is

> 30 minutes away, and you invariably crave them at

> 10:45, although at 10:30

> you could not possibly eat anything.

>

> Taco Bell has a bag full of bean & cheese burritoes

> waiting at the window

> when he pulls up at 11:05. (You could not possibly

> drive yourself!)

>

> Dangit, now I'm hungry.

>

> -Sara.

>

>

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on 4/18/02 10:17 AM, Mimi Holl at mommys2rubies@... wrote:

> LOL..when I was pregnant with I craved tacos,

> too..and eggrolls!

>

> Mimi

>

>

I craved Mcs french fries and icecream-

and also fruit

ps- i'm a vegetarian and only recently found out that McD used lard in their

french fries back in 1999- o my!

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