Guest guest Posted June 18, 1998 Report Share Posted June 18, 1998 The power struggle for the control of the OA list OASIS goes on: REUTERS: OASIS is effectively under UN occupation, with troops sent in by SJU to keep the peace and supply essential services to its surviving population, while the deposed President appeals to the Security Council and UN Assembly to be restored to power, after it had been siezed in a Palace Coup by her Prime Minister and renegade members of her own Cabinet. Bloody Civil War has raged in OASIS for months, with horrific reports of human rights abuses, and the use of fuel-air and napalm bombing raids on innocent civilians, and rumors of Virus biological warfare being a distinct possibility. OASIS has no separation of Church and State, and its government is indistuinguishable from its established " Church of 12 Steps " . Debate in the UN is beginning to turn towards on the OASIS Constitution, based on " Twelve Traditions " . Leaders of similar 12-step States are protesting that their countries ought to be given special treatment by the UN because of their uniquely spiritual nature and not be subject to existing UN resolutions. Chairman Pumpkin Eater, General Secretary of the People's Republic of Personality-Disorders, has expressed outrage, indicating that no nation has the right to claim special status on any grounds, least of all Co12S ones who subject all their citizens to compulsory religious indoctrination. Pumpkin Eater has asked the UN to invite international revolutionary guerrilla Stanton Peele to address the Assembly on the evils of Church of 12 step nations. At present Peele is barred form entering any UN member state by UN resolution. " heck, " says Pumpkin: " If they can listen to Yasser Arafat, they can listen to Comrade Peele. " Pumpkin has offered asylum in his country to anyone fleeing the carnage in OASIS, and is also proposing a " 12-step-survivors " state be set up by the UN in order that these ppl have somewhere to go in the event of a future holocaust. however, rather like with the creation of Israel, there are many groups laying claim to all available territory, and the UN will almost certainly not agree to it for some time. there is, however, a 12-step-free state not affiliated to the UN that is struggling to survive against 12-step terrorism. it may be a long time before peace breaks out in the region. P. ---------------------- Pumpkin Eater " Facts are stubborn things " -- Judge Zobel, from Alain Rene Lesage [no, I didnt know who he was either] PERSONALITY-DISORDERS LIST: http://rdz.acor.org/athenaeum/lists.phtml?personality-disorders _____________________ ---- Read this list on the Web at http://www.FindMail.com/list/12-step-free/ To unsubscribe, email to 12-step-free-unsubscribe@... To subscribe, email to 12-step-free-subscribe@... -- Start a FREE E-Mail List at http://makelist.com ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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