Guest guest Posted October 28, 2001 Report Share Posted October 28, 2001 VERY CUTE > > A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, " Mister, are you ready to find Jesus? " The drunk looks back and says, " Yes, preacher, I sure am. " The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. " Have you found Jesus? " the preacher asks. " Nooo, I didn't! " said the drunk. The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up, and says, " Now, brother, have you found Jesus? " " Noooo, I have not, reverend. " The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone, " My God, man, have you found Jesus yet? " The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, " Are you sure this is where he fell in? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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