Guest guest Posted May 27, 2005 Report Share Posted May 27, 2005 Hi all -- I have been offline for a while. working on getting internet at the new house. But -- we are moved in, the phone lines are working, and I am waiting for the DSL to be turned on. So -- in celebration of being back in touch with my friends, I wanted to pass this bit of Friday humor to everyone. Enjoy! jb-bb > >WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE >> >> A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured >> alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. >> >> She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. >> >> As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. " Are you the manager? " >> she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. >> >> " Actually, no, " he replied. >> >> " Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him, " she said, running >> her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. >> >> " I'm afraid I can't, " breathed the bartender. " Is there anything I >> can do? " >> >> " Yes. I need for you to give him a message, " she continued, running >> her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a >> couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. >> >> " What should I tell him? " the bartender managed to say. >> >> " Tell him, " she whispered, " there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or >> paper towels in the ladies room. " > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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