Guest guest Posted December 10, 2001 Report Share Posted December 10, 2001 The Top 16 Worst Toys This Holiday Season (Part I)16> Big Wheel Zamboni15> Rock 'em Sock 'em "Springer" Guests14> "Super Happy Fun Sticks" -- From the fine people at The Altria Group13> G.I. Joe and G.I. Dave Don't Ask, Don't Tell action figures12> Walt Disney's "101 Hurricane Names" Video11> My First Meth Lab10> Lil' Scientist Home Anthrax Lab 9> Hasbro Bucket o' Broken Glass 8> Wal-Mart Barbie, complete with tube top, NASCAR back tattoo, and sixth toe 7> Larry King's Plastic Ass-Kissin' Lips 6> MacGyver Action Hero Kit -- 3 paperclips, a bent spoon and some toenail clippings 5> Plant 'n' Watch Grass 4> Ashcroft Junior G-Man Kit -- with Constitution shredder! 3> The Package That's Exactly the Same Size and Weight as an X-Box But Turns Out to Contain a Pair of Sensible Brown Slacks 2> Rubik's Pube and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season... 1> "My First Time" Britney Spears Life-Size Anatomically Correct Action Figure Part II 16> Chia-Beard (as seen in Kabul!)15> Fluffy the Robot Cat -- Sleeps all day, no batteries required!14> Operation: Stem Cell Retrieval Edition13> Big Box of Sharp Pointy Things That May Also Be Toxic12> Playskool's My First Prostate Exam11> Al Qaeda: The Board Game -- Turn family night into an all-out Jihad!10> Stinky -- Like a Slinky, but no telling WHERE it's been! 9> Junior Bris-master 3000 8> "Super Britney" and "Amazing " Dolls -- with boomerang chastity belt and exploding blue marbles 7> Tickle Me Jacko 6> Burqa Barbie -- actually a recycled Evel Knievel doll in a purple Crown Royal bag 5> Jenna Bush Junior Bartending Set 4> Lil' Dumbass Backyard Pro-Wrestling Kit 3> Easy-Baked Bong -- Acapulco Gold sold separately 2> Microsoft XXXbox and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season... 1> Pee Monkeys: Watch them come alive when immersed in urine Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? ~ Fanny Brice ~ Born October 29, 1891 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 11, 2001 Report Share Posted December 11, 2001 LMAO, ROBIN !!!! #3 IS MY FAVORITE !! GREAT TO SEE YA POSTIN, HON !! 8^) The Top 16 Worst Toys This Holiday Season (Part I)16> Big Wheel Zamboni15> Rock 'em Sock 'em "Springer" Guests14> "Super Happy Fun Sticks" -- From the fine people at The Altria Group13> G.I. Joe and G.I. Dave Don't Ask, Don't Tell action figures12> Walt Disney's "101 Hurricane Names" Video11> My First Meth Lab10> Lil' Scientist Home Anthrax Lab 9> Hasbro Bucket o' Broken Glass 8> Wal-Mart Barbie, complete with tube top, NASCAR back tattoo, and sixth toe 7> Larry King's Plastic Ass-Kissin' Lips 6> MacGyver Action Hero Kit -- 3 paperclips, a bent spoon and some toenail clippings 5> Plant 'n' Watch Grass 4> Ashcroft Junior G-Man Kit -- with Constitution shredder! 3> The Package That's Exactly the Same Size and Weight as an X-Box But Turns Out to Contain a Pair of Sensible Brown Slacks 2> Rubik's Pube and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season... 1> "My First Time" Britney Spears Life-Size Anatomically Correct Action Figure Part II 16> Chia-Beard (as seen in Kabul!)15> Fluffy the Robot Cat -- Sleeps all day, no batteries required!14> Operation: Stem Cell Retrieval Edition13> Big Box of Sharp Pointy Things That May Also Be Toxic12> Playskool's My First Prostate Exam11> Al Qaeda: The Board Game -- Turn family night into an all-out Jihad!10> Stinky -- Like a Slinky, but no telling WHERE it's been! 9> Junior Bris-master 3000 8> "Super Britney" and "Amazing " Dolls -- with boomerang chastity belt and exploding blue marbles 7> Tickle Me Jacko 6> Burqa Barbie -- actually a recycled Evel Knievel doll in a purple Crown Royal bag 5> Jenna Bush Junior Bartending Set 4> Lil' Dumbass Backyard Pro-Wrestling Kit 3> Easy-Baked Bong -- Acapulco Gold sold separately 2> Microsoft XXXbox and Topfive.com's Number 1 Worst Toy This Holiday Season... 1> Pee Monkeys: Watch them come alive when immersed in urine Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you? ~ Fanny Brice ~ Born October 29, 1891 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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