Guest guest Posted December 6, 2001 Report Share Posted December 6, 2001 > > > > > > " Within each of us there burns an untamed spirit, a desire to be free " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Never argue with a woman > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The > > > > > > > husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked > > > > > > > to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours > > > > > > > of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't > > > > > > > familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take the boat. She > > > > > > > rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading > > > > > > > her book. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her > > > > > > > and said, " Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing? " > > > > > > > " Reading my book, " she replied...as she thought to herself, > > " isn't > > > > > > > it obvious? " You're in a restricted fishing area, " he informed > > her. > > > > > > > " But officer, I'm not fishing, Can't you see that? " , she said. > > " Yes, > > > > > > > but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and > > write > > > > > > > you up. " > > > > > > > replied the sheriff. " If you do that, I'll have to charge you > > with > > > > > > > rape, " snapped the irritated woman. " But I haven't even > > > > > > > touched you. " groused the sheriff. " Yes, that's true " , she > > replied, > > > > > > > " but you do have all the equipment. " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's > > likely > > > > > > > she can also think. > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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