Christmas May Be Delayed This Year

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Christmas May Be Delayed This Year...

Ho Ho Ho.., Hello out there all people of the world. This is Santa and I just

wanted to let you know that Christmas may be alittle late this year. See after

checking all the boxes and tallying them up, I found some problems with the

results. The first result showed:250,576,428,534,120 Good 250,576,428,523,119

Bad

The second result showed:250,576,428,534,118 Good 250,576,428,523,121 Bad So

you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and deliver presents whileknowing I

could have made a mistake. Maybe Little ny was good foronce, then again,

maybe not. So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. To help do

arecount. We hope to have this finished up by 5pm on the 24th of December, but

there is a possibility that it might take longer. You seethe tally cards were

not quite clear to me, although I made them my-self, I forgot what they meant.

You know, Good...and Bad??? And the check marks I used were not all the same,

some went left, some right, some were just a mark. some wentthrough both boxes,

and some didn't even have much of a mark on them. I leave it up to them to

decide what I meant. So if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are no

presents underyour tree, at least you can tell the kids the story. Thank you for

yourpatience and understanding in these times,

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