Guest guest Posted December 13, 2000 Report Share Posted December 13, 2000 > A man was complaining: > > Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meanwhile my > wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me > one wish "switch me into my wife". She's got it easy at home I > want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is. As God > was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish. > > Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch > boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load > of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer, > drives the kids to school, on his way back stop at the gas station, > cashes a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up > some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market. > > It was 1: 00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the > clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the > house, made some rice, went to pick up the kids from school had an > argument with the kids. As soon as he got home he fed the kids, > washed the dirty dishes, he hung the damp clothes he had washed > on the chairs because it was raining outside. > > He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while > he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he gave the kids a bath > and put them to sleep. At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired he went > to bed. Of course there was some more duties and somehow he > managed to get them done and finally fell a sleep. The next morning he > prays to God once again: "Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I > asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you > please switch me back to myself, please oh please". Then he > heard God's voice speaking to him, saying: > Dear son of course I'll switch you back into yourself but > there's one minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last > night you got pregnant "May the last sound you hear tonight be a purrrrrrrrr" >^..^< > A man was complaining:>> Oh Lord, please have mercy on me, I work so hard, meantime my> wife stays at home, I would give anything if you would grant me> one wish "switch me into my wife". She's got it easy at home I> want to teach her a lesson of how tough a man's life is. As God> was listening he felt sorry for this soul and granted his wish.>> Next morning the "new woman" wakes up at dawn, makes lunch> boxes, prepares breakfast, wakes up the kids for school, puts a load> of clothes in the washer, takes the meat out of the freezer,> drives the kids to school, on his way back stop at the gas station,> cashes a check, pays the electricity and phone bills, picks up> some clothes from the cleaners, quickly goes to the market.>> It was 1: 00 o'clock already, he made the beds, took the> clothes out of the washer and put another load in, he vacuumed the> house, made some rice, went to pick up the kids from school had an> argument with the kids. As soon as he got home he fed the kids,> washed the dirty dishes, he hung the damp clothes he had washed> on the chairs because it was raining outside.>> He helped the kids with their homework, watched some TV while> he ironed some clothes, prepared dinner, he gave the kids a bath> and put them to sleep. At 9:00 o'clock he was so tired he went> to bed. Of course there was some more duties and some how he> managed to get them done and finally fell a sleep. The next morning he> prays to God once again: "Oh Lord, what was I thinking when I> asked you to grant my wish, I can't take it anymore. I beg you> please switch me back to myself, please oh please". Then he> heard God's voice speaking to him, saying:> Dear son of course I'll switch you back into yourself but> there's one minor detail, you will have to wait 9 months because last> night you got pregnant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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