Guest guest Posted January 4, 2003 Report Share Posted January 4, 2003 Dog For Sale In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a > house: " Talking Dog for Sale. " > > He rings the bell and the owner tells him the > dog is in the backyard. > The guy goes into the backyard and sees a > black mutt just sitting there. > > " You talk? " he asks. > > " Yep, " the mutt replies. > > " So, what's your story? " > > The mutt looks up and says, " Well, I discovered > this gift pretty young > and I wanted to help the government, so I > told the CIA about my gift, and in > no time they had me jetting from country to > country, sitting in rooms with > spies and world leaders, because no one figured > a dog would be eavesdropping. > I was one of their most valuable spies eight > years running. The jetting > around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't > getting any younger and > I > wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job > at the airport to do some > undercover security work, mostly wandering near > suspicious characters and listening in. > I uncovered some incredible dealings there > and was awarded a batch of > medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and > now I'm just retired. " > > The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the > owner what he wants for the dog. > > The owner says, " Ten dollars. " > > The guy says, " This dog is amazing. Why on > earth are you selling him, so cheap? " > > The owner replies, " He's such a liar. He didn't > do any of that shit " Steve Rahn L Tx 9/6 & 9/8 '85, Waiting for Re-Tx The Senility Prayer God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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