Fw: A real scary Halloween story

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HALLOWEEN:>> A man was walking home alone late one night when he> hears a BUMP...BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking> faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright> coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards> him ... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...>> Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the> coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...faster... faster...> BUMP...BUMP... BUMP. He runs up to his door,> fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in,> slams and locks the door behind him. However,> the coffin crashes through his door, with the> lid of the coffin clapping ...> clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...> on the heals of the terrified man.>> Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks> himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is> reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.> With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the> door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man> screams and reaches for something, anything ...> but all he can find is a box of cough drops!>> Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin> ... .. and of course....>>>>>> the coffin stops>