Re: ABC's

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Peggy, This is definitely a reworking of an older poem...much more appropriate for most of us...cute too.

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A is for apple, and B is for Boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float.Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead.Now, A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac.D is for dental decay and decline;E is for eyesight, can't read that top line.F is for fissures and fluid retention,G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low!I for incisions with scars you can show.J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend.K is for knees that crack when they bend.L for libido, what happened to sex?M is for memory, I forget! What comes next?N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;O is for osteology, the bones that don't grow!P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new.Q is for queas

y, is it fatal or flu?R for reflux, one meal turns to two.S for sleepless nights, counting my fears.T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears.U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know.W is for worry, NOW what's going round?X is for X-ray, and what might be found.Y is another year I'm left here behind,Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I've kept twenty-sixdoctors fully employed!! May your troubles be less, your blessings more andnothing but Happiness come through your door.

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Peggy did you make up this poem? pink joyce ipf 3/06 Pennsylvania Peggy wrote: A is for apple, and B is for Boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float.Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead.Now, A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac.D is for dental decay and

decline;E is for eyesight, can't read that top line.F is for fissures and fluid retention,G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low!I for incisions with scars you can show.J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend.K is for knees that crack when they bend.L for libido, what happened to sex?M is for memory, I forget! What comes next?N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;O is for osteology, the bones that don't grow!P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new.Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?R for reflux, one meal turns to two.S for sleepless nights, counting my fears.T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears.U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy" you know.W is for worry, NOW what's going

round?X is for X-ray, and what might be found.Y is another year I'm left here behind,Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I've kept twenty-sixdoctors fully employed!! May your troubles be less, your blessings more andnothing but Happiness come through your door.Pink Joyce IPF 3/06 Pennslvania

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No, A friend from Tampa sent it to me. I thought It was cute.

Love and Prayers, Peggy 9/04 ipf Florida

" Worry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up "

Peggy did you make up this poem?

pink joyce ipf 3/06 Pennsylvania

Peggy wrote:

A is for apple, and B is for Boat,

That used to be right, but now it won't float.

Age before beauty is what we once said,

But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

Now, A's for arthritis; B's the bad back,

C is for chest pains, perhaps cardiac.

D is for dental decay and decline;

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line.

F is for fissures and fluid retention,

G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.

H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low!

I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend.

K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget! What comes next?

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;

O is for osteology, the bones that don't grow!

P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

Just give me a pill and I'll be good as new.

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S for sleepless nights, counting my fears.

T for tinnitus; there's bells in my ears.

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;

V is for vertigo, that's " dizzy " you know.

W is for worry, NOW what's going round?

X is for X-ray, and what might be found.

Y is another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for zest that I still have--in my mind.

I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I've kept twenty-six

doctors fully employed!! May your troubles be less, your blessings more and

nothing but Happiness come through your door.

Pink Joyce IPF 3/06 Pennslvania

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