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I found this one while hunting for something else. Wouldn't you know, another cute one regarding the 12 days of Christmas.Hey, have a safe night and a safe New YearTwila C.techal@...                     12 Days of Microsoft Christmas

by Gil Glass

(trust me, it's singable)

[NOTE: I experienced each an everyone of these headaches, although not

necessarily in the indicated quantities, during my first week using

Windows 95.]

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Windows 95 for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

8 megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

9 apps a crashin'

8 megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad 3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

11 instructions faulty

10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six 4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs

and Windows 95 for my PC

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 sound cards silent

11 instructions faulty

10 modes not supported

9 apps a crashin'

8 megs overflowin'

7 files missin'

6 ints conflictin'

5 eighty six

4 sectors bad

3 ports not responding

2 GPFs and Windows 95 for my PC

And now, the long awaited follow-up:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A Macintosh instead

of a PC.

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