Guest guest Posted October 26, 1999 Report Share Posted October 26, 1999 [ HAPPY HALLOWEEN] > > > >>> > > A man was walking home alone late one night when > >>> > he hears a BUMP... > >>> > > BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster he > >>> > looks back, and makes out > >>> > > the image of an upright coffin banging its way > >>> > down the middle of the > >>> > > street > >>> > > > >>> > > towards him ... BUMP...BUMP... BUMP...Terrified, > >>> > the man begins to run > >>> > > towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly > >>> > behind him ... faster... > >>> > > faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP. > >>> > > > >>> > > He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, > >>> > opens the door, rushes > >>> > > in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, > >>> > the coffin crashes > >>> > > through > >>> > > his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... > >>> > clappity-BUMP... > >>> > > clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on the heels of > >>> > the terrified man. > >>> > > > >>> > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks > >>> > himself in. His heart is > >>> > > pounding; his head is reeling; With a loud CRASH > >>> > the coffin breaks down > >>> > > the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The > >>> > man screams and reaches > >>> > > for > >>> > > something, anything ... but all he can find is > >>> > a box of cough drops! > >>> > > Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the > >>> > coffin ...... and of > >>> > > course..... > >>> > > .. > >>> > > .. | > >>> > > .. | > >>> > > .. \ / > >>> > > ....'.. | > >>> > > .. > >>> > > .. > >>> > > .. > >>> > > .. | > >>> > > .. | > >>> > > .. \ / > >>> > > ....'.... > >>> > > .. > >>> > > .. > >>> > > .. | > >>> > > .. | > >>> > > .. \ / > >>> > > ....'.. > >>> > > .. > >>> > > ... the coffin stops >> > >>> > > > >>> > > > >> > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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