Guest guest Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 SOME HUMOR FOR 2007> ****************************************> > Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: > >"Dr. , at your cervix."> > *************************************> > In a Podiatrist's office:> > "Time wounds all heels."> > **************************> > On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: > > "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels" > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> > On a Septic Tank Truck:> > "We're #1 in the #2 business."> > **************************>> > At a Proctologist's door:> > "To expedite your visit please back in."> > **************************> >> > On a Plumber's truck:> > "We repair what your husband fixed."> > **************************> >> > On a Plumber's truck:> > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."> > **************************> >> > Pizza Shop Slogan:> > "7 days without pizza makes one weak."> > **************************> >> > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:> > "Invite us to your next blowout."> > **************************> >> > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:> > "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"> > **************************> >> > At a Towing company:> > "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."> > **************************> >> > On an Electrician's truck:> > "Let us remove your shorts."> > **************************> >> > In a Nonsmoking Area:> > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate> > action."> > **************************> >> > On a Maternity Room door:> > "Push. Push. Push."> > **************************> >> > At an Optometrist's Office:> > "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right > place."> > **************************> >> > On a Taxidermist's window:> > "We really know our stuff."> > **************************> >> > On a Fence:> > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."> > **************************> >> > At a Car Dealership:> > "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."> > **************************> >> > Outside a Muffler Shop:> > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."> > **************************> >> > In a Veterinarian's waiting room:> > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"> > **************************> >> > At the Electric Company:> > "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.> > However, if you don't, you will be."> > **************************> >> > In a Restaurant window:> > "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."> > **************************> >> > In the front yard of a Funeral Home:> > "Drive carefully. We'll wait."> >> > **************************> > At a Propane Filling Station,> > "Thank heaven for little grills."> > **************************> >> > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:> > " Best place in town to take a leak."> > *********************************************** Everyone is raving about the all-new beta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Those were funny! Thanks for giving me my evening giggles. Take care, Traci --- Tricia Trish <glory2glory1401@...> wrote: > SOME HUMOR FOR 2007 > > > **************************************** > > > Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: > > > " Dr. , at your cervix. " > > > ************************************* > > > In a Podiatrist's office: > > > " Time wounds all heels. " > > > ************************** > > > On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: > > > " Yesterday's Meals on Wheels " > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > On a Septic Tank Truck: > > > " We're #1 in the #2 business. " > > > ************************** > > > > > At a Proctologist's door: > > > " To expedite your visit please back in. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > On a Plumber's truck: > > > " We repair what your husband fixed. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > On a Plumber's truck: > > > " Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > Pizza Shop Slogan: > > > " 7 days without pizza makes one weak. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: > > > " Invite us to your next blowout. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: > > > " Hello. Can we pick your nose? " > > > ************************** > > > > > > At a Towing company: > > > " We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want > tows. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > On an Electrician's truck: > > > " Let us remove your shorts. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > In a Nonsmoking Area: > > > " If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire > and take appropriate > > > action. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > On a Maternity Room door: > > > " Push. Push. Push. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > At an Optometrist's Office: > > > " If you don't see what you're looking for, > you've come to the right > > place. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > On a Taxidermist's window: > > > " We really know our stuff. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > On a Fence: > > > " Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > At a Car Dealership: > > > " The best way to get back on your feet - miss a > car payment. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > Outside a Muffler Shop: > > > " No appointment necessary. We hear you coming. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > In a Veterinarian's waiting room: > > > " Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! " > > > ************************** > > > > > > At the Electric Company: > > > " We would be delighted if you send in your > payment. > > > However, if you don't, you will be. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > In a Restaurant window: > > > " Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and > get fed up. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > In the front yard of a Funeral Home: > > > " Drive carefully. We'll wait. " > > > > > > ************************** > > > At a Propane Filling Station, > > > " Thank heaven for little grills. " > > > ************************** > > > > > > And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator > Shop: > > > " Best place in town to take a leak. " > > > *********************************************** > > > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ > Have a burning question? > Go to www.Answers. and get answers from > real people who know. ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ Need a quick answer? Get one in minutes from people who know. Ask your question on www.Answers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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