Fw: Signs

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>>>TWENTY TWO SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE '90's!

>>>

>>>1. You tried to enter your password on the microwave

>>>2. You now think of three espressos as " getting wasted. "

>>>3. You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards

>>>in years.

>>>4. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family

>>>of 3.

>>>5. You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner

>>>is ready, and he e-mails you back " What's for dinner? "

>>>6. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her website.

>>>7. You chat several times a day with a stranger from So.

>>>Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.

>>>8. You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you

>>>posted one for your e-mail buddies via a web page.

>>>9. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your

>>>college roomate used to play.

>>>10. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle

>>>soup to see if it contains echinacea.

>>>11. You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.

>>>12. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you

>>>to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screensaver.

>>>13. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cellphone

>>>to see if anyone is home.

>>>14. Every commercial on TV has a website address at the

>>>bottom of the screen.

>>>15. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date

>>>and now sells for half the price you paid.

>>>16. The concept of using real money, instead of a credit or

>>>debit to make a purchase, is foreign to you.

>>>17. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food

>>>bags out of the back seat of your car.

>>>18. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is

>>>that they do not have e-mail addresses.

>>>19. You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow.

>>>20. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing

>>>cabinet.

>>>21. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored

>>>post-it notes.

>>>22. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in

>>>person

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