Guest guest Posted October 8, 2000 Report Share Posted October 8, 2000 Jagan, Reminds me of the way my mother DUHs! She says " Well, yeah, any fool can diagnose pregnancy after 9 months " . Homeopathy > Homeopathy. I tried. Failed. > Nowadays, Calcutta in eastern India is the headquarters of Homeopathy and > { " democratically elected God fearing Marxists Communism ! " (duh)} > > I tried Homeopathy at Calcutta with a senior globe-trotting Homeopath for a > good six months. Miserable six months, as that freshly brewed hot cups of > steaming coffee was banned. Those small, sweet, alcohol smelling pills had > no effect at all.(the smell of pure ethyl alcohol was really tempting) > > Another tale, but this time a true story ! (Ada) > > In South India there was a Guru. He used to advertise in local papers, > saying that - " If a snake bites someone just send me a telegram I will take > out the poison " - By remote control ? ! > > 90% of snakes are non-poisonous. So the chances of recovery is 90%. > Folks feel grateful & showered the chap with goodies. > > In odd cases when the victim died most people won't bother to accost the > man. If by chance he is confronted he will ask them " Ok. Did you give the > victim water immediately after the bite? " > If answer is yes, the chap will say " You should have known this basic > thing-- > no water should be given as it spreads poison, in effect you have killed him > by giving water " !! > > You guess what he said if folks said that they didn't give water to the > victim ! > Jagan > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 8, 2000 Report Share Posted October 8, 2000 Jagan: Duh, is the answer water? Duh, I betcha! I bet the guru made a whole lotta money too. There's always going to be people like that barking about their imaginary cures. Being a medical person, and having 2 sons who are physicians, I am pretty conservative when it comes to doing things or putting things into my body. Chiropractic medicine is about as daring as I get. I would like to try an herbalist sometime for various symptoms, aches, and pains, but am hesitant, as mixing certain herbs could be detrimental to my personal future on this planet. These lessons in Duh, ADA, and Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, have been fun. Take care all, God bless, and have a wonderful week ahead. Laurel Homeopathy > Homeopathy. I tried. Failed. > Nowadays, Calcutta in eastern India is the headquarters of Homeopathy and > { " democratically elected God fearing Marxists Communism ! " (duh)} > > I tried Homeopathy at Calcutta with a senior globe-trotting Homeopath for a > good six months. Miserable six months, as that freshly brewed hot cups of > steaming coffee was banned. Those small, sweet, alcohol smelling pills had > no effect at all.(the smell of pure ethyl alcohol was really tempting) > > Another tale, but this time a true story ! (Ada) > > In South India there was a Guru. He used to advertise in local papers, > saying that - " If a snake bites someone just send me a telegram I will take > out the poison " - By remote control ? ! > > 90% of snakes are non-poisonous. So the chances of recovery is 90%. > Folks feel grateful & showered the chap with goodies. > > In odd cases when the victim died most people won't bother to accost the > man. If by chance he is confronted he will ask them " Ok. Did you give the > victim water immediately after the bite? " > If answer is yes, the chap will say " You should have known this basic > thing-- > no water should be given as it spreads poison, in effect you have killed him > by giving water " !! > > You guess what he said if folks said that they didn't give water to the > victim ! > Jagan > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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