FW: Fw: STILL TICKLES ME & SUCH A SWEET SENTIMENT

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Fwd: Fw: STILL TICKLES ME & SUCH A SWEET SENTIMENT

Amen!

FW: STILL TICKLES ME & SUCH A SWEET SENTIMENTNOW EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...

" I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I

DON'T forward an email!

I will NOT hear any music or see a Taco Bell dog if I DO forward an

e-mail.

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, 's Secret doesn't know

anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me, and Ford

will not give me a 50% discount if I forward my e-mail to more than 50

people!

I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca

Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10

people.

I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ... NEVER!!!!

My phone will not MYSTERIOUSLY ring after I forward an e-mail. There is NO

SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to

think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more

people!

There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England

collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free

and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, CALLING CARDS, or

GET-WELL CARDS.

The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever

they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5

cents

for every e-mail we send.

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers,

characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an

e-mail.

The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to a certain individual

dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this

to.

The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.

And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling

me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ.

If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will

burn before He picks up a PC and sends me an email! "

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it

along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will

surely

be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall

out!!!

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