Re: Now HERE'S a brilliant idea...

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In a message dated 12/30/2001 1:22:10 PM Eastern Standard Time,

bunnytiner@... writes:

> Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say?

>

Did it sound like " Are you plucking kidding me? " LOL

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> Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say?

>

> Salli

That depends on whether Salli is addressing Lou, or the mental hospital

attendant she is calling to come pick that nutbag UP!

<sigh>

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> Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say? <

how about... " get a fucking clue, you asshole! "

am i right?!

" Why is it that everytime I think I know the answers, someone goes and changes

the questions?? " - Fox Mulder

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! What a STUPID IDEA!!!!

Kerri

Now HERE'S a brilliant idea...

Lou took the three little kids (Sophie says, " I'm not little! I'm a middle! " )

sledding yesterday. He brought them home a little sooner than Putter and Sophie

wanted because Robbie was cold.

Today he comes over to take them sledding again. He isn't sure if he wants to

spoil Putter and Sophie's fun by taking Robbie sledding as Robbie will almost

certainly tire before his older sibs.

So here is Lou's suggestion:

" Why don't I just run Robbie home and leave Putter and Sophie at the sledding

hill.

Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say?

Salli

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LOL..and I remember Lou, too!

Lemme see...you said *what a wonderful idea*..!!

Mimi

--- bunnytiner wrote:

> Lou took the three little kids (Sophie says, " I'm

> not little! I'm a middle! " ) sledding yesterday. He

> brought them home a little sooner than Putter and

> Sophie wanted because Robbie was cold.

>

> Today he comes over to take them sledding again. He

> isn't sure if he wants to spoil Putter and Sophie's

> fun by taking Robbie sledding as Robbie will almost

> certainly tire before his older sibs.

>

> So here is Lou's suggestion:

>

> " Why don't I just run Robbie home and leave Putter

> and Sophie at the sledding hill.

>

> Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did

> Salli say?

>

> Salli

>

>

> [Non-text portions of this message have been

> removed]

>

>

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Oh man, I know what I'd say, and it's not fit to

print.

Tuna

--- bunnytiner wrote:

So here is Lou's suggestion:

" Why don't I just run Robbie home and leave Putter and

Sophie at the sledding hill. "

Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli

say?

Salli

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> > Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say? <

>

>

> how about... " get a fucking clue, you asshole! "

>

>

> am i right?!

I am far too polite, but I said, " NO! " before he had completely finished his

sentence. Of course he had to ignore my advice; he said the cell phone's

battery was too low. Not true, but the hill is at a place where there is a

poor signal.

But, , it IS what I thought.

One of my greatest problems is that fact that I have to drag little kids

everywhere. If I had his attitude, my life would certainly be simpler

though, of course, I might no longer have five kids.

Salli

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INSANITY!

What am I going to do?

Okay, sorry, I have no life but once again I respond to my own post.

What did I do? Well, I found I could not think without making sure Putter and

Sophie were okay. So I left Robbie with his two big brothers (he was watching

Powerpuff GIrls) and I drove to the sledding hill. I pulled into the parking

lot; it was very crowded. I could see Sophie and Lou immediately but not

Putter. So I rolled down the window, and I heard Lou say, " C'mon Putter " to a

child further down the hill. Because of the boring colors of Putter's snowsuit

(there were about half a dozen similarly dressed small boys) I could not

absolutely swear that it was Putter, but it did seem likely and I did not expect

that Sophie and Lou would be talking and laughing and calling a stranger boy

" Putter. " So I left, feeling fairly okay.

When I got home, this scenario occurred to me.

Lou returns from dropping off Robbie. Sophie is there alone, sledding. Lou

asks Sophie, " Where did Putter go? " " Over that way, " says Sophie vaguely

gesturing towards the road. " Oh, " says Lou, " Well, we'll look for him after we

finish sledding. "

Surely he would not be THAT irresponsible though.

So what do I do? Can I let him take these kids sledding again? He likes

sledding and they love it and naturally it is nice for me to have them off my

hands but how can I trust him? I think I shall have to go and get Robbie after

he has been there for about half an hour or something. I suppose that would

work.

Geez.

Salli

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> That depends on whether Salli is addressing Lou, or the mental hospital

attendant she is calling to come pick that nutbag UP!

I am thinking I need to call that attendant now.

Salli

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> I am far too polite, but I said, " NO! " before he had completely finished his

sentence. <

yeah, i know you wouldn't say it, but i am glad you thought it!

> If I had his attitude, my life would certainly be simpler

though, of course, I might no longer have five kids. <

yes, i would think you wouldn't.

" Why is it that everytime I think I know the answers, someone goes and changes

the questions?? " - Fox Mulder

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> me to have them off my hands but how can I trust him? I think I

> shall have to go and get Robbie after he has been there for about

> half an hour or something. I suppose that would work.

I think that's probably the better option. Or, you could suggest that ALL

of them warm up in the car for a bit before continuing to sled?

Geez.

-Sara.

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> Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say?

>

How about:

Not only no, but Hell No!

or

Over your dead body!

or

Not in this lifetime!

How'd I do?

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You know what just struck me? That this is the same " type " of poor

choice that Gail exhibits. There is that lack of connection from

action to reaction. They said she isn't AS, but....I think I'm still

not convinced. Simple, common sense stuff and they are way out in

left field. You have to think for them. <big sigh>

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In a message dated 12/30/01 11:05:09 AM Pacific Standard Time, Salli writes:

> Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say?

>

>

Um, let me guess.

" Not only are you out of your mind, you are out of you

[bleeping] mind! "

or

" Can I do too? "

Somehow, I don't really think the latter applies.

~Jim

May the Spirit of Christmas move you and those

you love further away from Lou before they get hurt.

~Barbara Allyn

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>

> I think that's probably the better option. Or, you could suggest that ALL

> of them warm up in the car for a bit before continuing to sled?

>

Yes, that would seem to be a good option too.

Now I must confess that apparently I have wronged Lou, though I wouldn't

have if he had ever shown much respect for my opinion and if he hadn't

thought of the totally witless plan of leaving Sophie and Putter. Anyway,

Sophie tells me that Lou did listen to me and that she and Putter were in

the car when Lou tossed Robbie at me. Lou hurried back to the car because

Putter was not pleased at the interruption in sledding.

Salli

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How in the world did I NOT get the original post? What # was it please, or

if someone could post it again??? I feel lost.

Penny

Re: Now HERE'S a brilliant idea...

> I am far too polite, but I said, " NO! " before he had completely finished

his sentence. <

yeah, i know you wouldn't say it, but i am glad you thought it!

> If I had his attitude, my life would certainly be simpler

though, of course, I might no longer have five kids. <

yes, i would think you wouldn't.

" Why is it that everytime I think I know the answers, someone goes and

changes the questions?? " - Fox Mulder

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Yeah...O.K.! DUH!! Does he just not get it?????

Hope you let him have it!!

Tamara

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To: <parenting_autism >

Subject: Now HERE'S a brilliant idea...

Date: Sun, 30 Dec 2001 13:11:16 -0500

Lou took the three little kids (Sophie says, " I'm not little! I'm a

middle! " ) sledding yesterday. He brought them home a little sooner than

Putter and Sophie wanted because Robbie was cold.

Today he comes over to take them sledding again. He isn't sure if he wants

to spoil Putter and Sophie's fun by taking Robbie sledding as Robbie will

almost certainly tire before his older sibs.

So here is Lou's suggestion:

" Why don't I just run Robbie home and leave Putter and Sophie at the

sledding hill.

Now, dear readers, fill in the blanks. What did Salli say?

Salli

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DUH, that's a hard one to figure out....

Sue

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